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2007-04-21 15:30:51 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

37 answers

Okay, it was like this. We met at an art exhibit and tequila got involved and... um after that I have no idea. But, hey these matching tattoos look neat. And I didn't even know they could do a tattoo there. Don't worry, I will find us a way back to the USA as soon as I find somebody that speaks english.

2007-04-21 17:07:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't know...... All i know is I pressed one little red button & then hamsters started falling from the sky carrying bottles of goat sperm.....

Never in a million years did I think this was going to happen......

sorry........

2007-04-21 17:18:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, you see .. Bill disrespected the Oval Office and had sexual contact with an intern in the office. He then lied to the American people and said the famous words "I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN".

2007-04-21 15:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by ValleyR 7 · 1 0

Sorry about that, I hit the wrong button. I hope you will forgive me. It was totally unintentional & I promise I won't do it again...at least for the next 5 minutes;)

2007-04-21 15:34:29 · answer #4 · answered by Mav 6 · 0 0

I'm sorry. I meant to clean that up. I'll do it twice next week, promise. Got a 20 I could borrow?

2007-04-21 15:33:39 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

People disregarded God as the King and Master

2007-04-21 15:34:06 · answer #6 · answered by teachingtaylor83 2 · 0 1

It was a mistake, I came on the ragg on your new white silk sheets HA HA HA

2007-04-21 15:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I just opened the gates to the underworld to tell them to keep it down..

2007-04-21 16:04:19 · answer #8 · answered by metoo 7 · 0 0

spilled a cup of coffee in my lap - saved the keyboard

2007-04-21 19:22:39 · answer #9 · answered by Norman 7 · 0 0

hell froze over - i think it is a global warming warning

2007-04-21 15:58:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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