At a company I use to work for, someone kept on stealing my lunch from the fridge.... so I decided to find out who it was. We were only 17 employees, including the bosses, so what I did is I put laxative in my lunch (the liquid kind).
Let me tell you, I did find who it was, turns out, they were two people!!! They were stuck in a bathroom for a veeerrryyy long time.
When they came out, I asked them it they liked my secret recepie :)
They never stole my or anyone elses lunch again.... hehehe
2007-04-23 07:49:45
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answered by Jojo 4
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A group of us (4 people) were cruising around in the car - and 1 person fell asleep so we went to a back road with very little traffic and rolled up slowly to a very old and big tree and then at the count of 3 - the 3 of us that were still awake screamed ........startling the sleeping person and of course they seen the tree in front of us and thought for a few seconds that we had hit it. For the 3 of us that were awake it was hilarious and harmless. It's quick, easy and a classic. LOL! ***Just make sure no one else is on the road - you don't want to cause a real accident. Also when you find a good tree make sure it's by an open field not someone's house - or they might rush out thinking you need help.
2007-04-24 14:25:26
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answered by Teresa 3
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When I was working in the oil patch, we bet a guy $100 that he couldn't hold a 100 pound sack of bentonite powder over his head for five minutes.
At 4' 30", somebody gets behind him with a knife and cuts the sack so that the contents drop on his head covering him in a fine powdery clay.
why? because we were oilfield trash and that was what we did to each other.
For instance, you bet the mark that your best buddy can lift up three people off the ground. So, you lock arms and lay on the ground. getting the mark to undo his belt (and everybody elses, you tie the belts together do that he can lift. As the fellow bends over to lift the three of you, you and the other guy really lock arms tight with the mark so that he cannot move.
Then, the fellow doing the lifting pulls the marks pants down and slaps pipe grease all over his bottom to his knees. As the fellow is held down tightly, there is no escape.
2007-04-21 22:32:20
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answered by Christmas Light Guy 7
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Back when I was younger.....My friend worked at a Mexican restaurant. Her boss was the owners wife, and a friend of my friend who worked there. One of the employees there was a brother of the owner. He was also an illegal alien. So on April 1st I called and said I was from immigration and that I was coming by to check his papers (or some such). I really had her going. I thought it was the funniest thing! She was scared to death. I waited a few minutes and called her back and told her It was me. She nearly killed me! She was totally fooled and she chewed me out real good. but it was worth it. The best april fool's joke I ever pulled off!
2007-04-22 01:53:39
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answered by Kimmy 4
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