So, lets just say that I've been married for 13 generic years and love to go on Christian missions trips. Part to convert, and part to meet new girls to give personal attention to.
Anyway, I told the wife I was going to be in Japan for a week on a conversion trip. In actuality, I have been with my Korean girlfriend in Seattle.
Long story short, we got into a bar fight with another couple we were negotiating with for a "special double date" on Thursday night. My Korean girl pulled out a kitchen knife. Next thing I know, we are both arrested for assault and in a King County jail!
I had my credit card, so I bailed myself out. However, I didn't want to put her charge on my card.
I have to get the money wired now from the wife! How do I explain being in Seattle?
Or should I just leave?
I'm an extremely moral person and I just want to do the right thing.
2007-04-21 13:55:02 · 11 answers · asked by Kermit 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I knew I couldn't trust Manny down the street!
2007-04-21 14:07:34 · update #1
Just tell her. She won't mind because she is doing a Filipino man down the street.
2007-04-21 14:04:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey sh@t-for-brains, looks like you missed a few commandments. Better go back, and see if you can squeeze em’ all in this time. People like you do the likes of Bakker and Swaggart proud. Do the girl a favor, leave her in jail.
2007-04-21 14:43:01 · answer #2 · answered by Stopthemadness 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are NOT an extremely MORAL person, your are a MORON and a cheat, and a liar, and regular run of the mill PHUK nugget!
Tell your wife the truth and the pray that she doesn't take you for ALL of your money. Even though I hope she leaves you penniless in the divorce.
2007-04-21 14:01:46 · answer #3 · answered by gysgtwife96 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hypothetical? I sure hope so, because if not your *** is in trouble.
You're a "moral person" but you cheat on your wife and lie to her? And you're considering leaving this other girl in prison? Wow. Time to come clean. Admit that you lied, get her out of prison, and stop seeing other girls!
2007-04-21 14:03:48 · answer #4 · answered by Kelsey H 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
moral? you are kidding me right! you are really going to ask your wife for money to bail your girlfriend out of jail! all the while you are nervous about trying to explain why you weren't where you were sopposed to be. moral? save your breath god can see into your heart. good luck to your wife!
2007-04-21 15:25:01 · answer #5 · answered by jade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry you had to get pregnant with a Turkey baster because he didn't want anything to do with you! Fat b word does not= ugly girl who injects semen into herself does not = loving girlfriend and how'd the semen get in the turkey baster to begin with? TROLL!!!! thanks for the 2 points!
2016-05-20 22:52:51 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have to stay in Seattle till you go to court
if you dont they will put you in jail
all this WILL come out to your wife too
hypothetically
2007-04-21 14:01:31 · answer #7 · answered by bronzebabekentucky 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tell your wife the truth..you can't get into trouble if you just tell the truth (well you will off your wife)
2007-04-21 14:01:56 · answer #8 · answered by Dylangirl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey kermit-is it easy being green?
2007-04-21 14:12:32 · answer #9 · answered by racer 51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're just yanking our chain.
2007-04-21 14:01:04 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Twinkle♥Toes 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋