Recently, I was at the doctor's for a physical, and being over 40 years old, he told me I needed to get the prostrate exam. You know, the one with the finger? Well, as he began the procedure, I said "Whoa Doc! I haven't even met your parents"! He laughed and said "Wait'll you see what I do after I have met them" Do you have any funny doctor's office stories?
2007-04-21 13:33:12 · 10 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My OBGYN that I saw during my first pregnancy operated a small clinic and his wife was his nurse. They were both in the room when he did my first pelvic & breast exam. Not to toot my own horn, but at the time I was very thin and had a very nice body and after he stuck his fingers up my never regions and was fondling my boobs I could tell he was a little uncomfortable because of his wife standing there.. she looked at him funny and said "Dear.. it's not your birthday.."
Embarrassing, but hilarious.
2007-04-21 13:39:12 · answer #1 · answered by RING GIRL II 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ok I didn't get caught doing this or anything but I just had a surgery to remove a baby from my tube and they did an ultrasound with a probe in my private place well they put gel on it and I felt gross they left and I seen this thing of wipes so I take one out and wipe myself down there within a second my crotch felt like it was on fire I looked at the wipes and it was disinfectant I'm like oh crap so I go over to the sink and grab paper towels left and right and wipe myself with it until it felt better that hurt so bad so to anyone reading this watch what you do what's funny also when I looked at the wipes it had a baby face picture on it crossed out which meant it wasn't for babies well it wasn't for me either it hurt like hell. So embaressing even though I wasn't caught.
2007-04-21 13:41:05 · answer #2 · answered by fluttergirl2004 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few years ago I was at the doctors and some guy started screaming bloody murder in the back and came running into the lobby. Everybody there kind of freaked a little. But, I guess the DR's medical student forgot the lube when she was giving a prostate exam............OUCH!!! Can you say latex burn? I knew you could.
2007-04-21 13:39:37 · answer #3 · answered by Nagitar™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not really funny but while waiting to go see the doctor, and girl came from the back after seeing the doctor and fainted and fell to the ground.
2007-04-21 13:37:53 · answer #4 · answered by Baby Girl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a few years ago dr's would just do a pelvic, now they usually go and get their nurse in to legally cover their butts. He says "shall i get the nurse?". I say, "No. Try anything funny and you'll feel my foot up the side of your head right quick!".
2007-04-21 13:39:50 · answer #5 · answered by Skanky McSkankypants 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't been to the doctor in a looooong time, I can't remember any funny stories....
2007-04-21 13:37:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The doctor fell down on to the ground and started crawling. lol.
2007-04-21 13:35:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
After my last pap I said to my doctor - who happens to be a lesbian - well aren't ya gonna buy me dinner now? She thought it was funny =)
2007-04-21 13:38:20 · answer #8 · answered by Incognito 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i´ve been going to the same doctor since i was six (14 years ago), and he still wants to give me tutsie pops whenver i go.
2007-04-21 13:42:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehee. That's funny. I don't have any though.
2007-04-21 13:36:33 · answer #10 · answered by lucy02 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋