So heres the deal guys I have been errect downstairs for an hour how can I make it calm down?
2007-04-21 13:18:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
You need to go shake hands with Mr. palawhackey
2007-04-21 13:51:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Choke the Chicken
Beat the Bishop
Do the 5 nuckle shuffle
Tease the 1 eyed snake til he pukes
get the idea?
2007-04-21 20:39:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why calm it down? Put a festive hat on it and take it out dancing.
2007-04-22 01:04:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If this persists, you should consider seeing a doctor - there is a condition called Priapism which causes (generally unwanted) long-lasting erections.
However, I suspect you are just young, fit and horny. Try having a ****, and don't complain - your girlfriends won't.
2007-04-21 20:25:30 · answer #4 · answered by f.w.franklin 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call on Rosey palm and her four step sisiters to give you a hand!!
2007-04-25 09:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by ziggy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure you can take care of that yourself. If you can't and I am serious here...go to an emergency ward immediately..this is a serious medical situation.
2007-04-21 20:22:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Call you mother and find out what her favorite position is .... in politics.
EDIT: You are 13? Shouldn't you be outside playing cops and robbers, or something?
2007-04-21 20:22:21 · answer #7 · answered by Active Denial System™ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stop thinking of what got you erect in the first place---or use self gratification
2007-04-21 20:53:03 · answer #8 · answered by jjimmy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You gotta ask us? That's sad. How old are you, 12?
2007-04-21 20:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by Jahn 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Take a cold shower, jump in the pool....
2007-04-21 20:20:59 · answer #10 · answered by anduha_kid 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋