Where'd it go........?

Question

My glue cupboard is empty!!! Where's the glue?

Answer 1

BILLY ATE IT!
damn that billy child.

Answer 2

"We're out of Glue"-The Mom
"YOU USED UP ALL THE GLUE ON PURPOSE!!"-The Dad


-Christmas Story

Answer 3

ummmm well....
do you remember that old French Vase that your mother handed down to you?

You know, the one from her great great grandmother??

the one that was appraised at $150,000?

well I uhhhhh, sort of had a little accident...

But it's all back together now, good as new.

Answer 4

You know very well where it went!
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, Where's Mom and dad?"
And she replied, "they're up in bed."
The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play.

Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?"
And she replied; "they're still up in bed."
Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play.

Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his Grandma "where's Mom and dad?"
And his grandmother replied; "they're still up in bed."
The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother said;
"Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh what is going on here?"

The little boy replied, "Well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."

Answer 5

Don't you remember???? We ate it all!!!! No wonder you're so grumpy!!!!! Anyody know of a remady for a mouth thats been glued shut?????

Answer 6

I used it in my decoupage

Answer 7

someone gave it to billy lol

Answer 8

You've been sniffing it?

Answer 9

I sniffed it all

Answer 10

there's no more sorry