See, I was cleaning the place up because I got a hot date tonight, and, well, I wasn't paying too much attention and I sucked Psycho B***** (thats my cat) right up the hose. You got to understand, this cat is MEAN! Should I just squirt some bug spray into it. You know, to calm her down a tad?
2007-04-21 09:13:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If you open the cleaner now you'll be filleted, my advice is to hoover up large quantities of your cats favorite
food and lots of cream laced with whiskey.
Eventually you should hear some contented purring coming
from the contraption / or even better snoring noises.
Try it then.
The other option is to pack the whole thing up in shiny red
wrapping paper with an impressive ribbon around it.
And hand it to your Hot Date ( after all the fun off course )
as a present saying you'll never believe what's hidden
inside this and I guarantee you she won't.
Step well back though, you may have two angry kittens to run
away from.
2007-04-21 09:29:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pay very close attention:
1. Suck some loose catnip into the vacuum.
2. Wait. Listen carefully for a purr.
3. Arrange pillowy landing spot across the room.
4. Reverse the suction on the vacuum cleaner.
5. Stand back, aiming vacuum nozzle at pillowy landing spot (see #3, above).
6. Kitty will be expelled from the cleaner, landing safe, sound, and happily zoned on the catnip.
Please note that some cats find this an exhilerating experience. Remember to store your vacuum cleaner in a Kitty-proof closet to avoid a second mishap.
You're welcome.
2007-04-21 16:23:24 · answer #2 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
no, how on earth did your cat get sucked up? I mean they are kinda big. I should know i have several cats and already tried it.
2007-04-21 16:17:46 · answer #3 · answered by sunshinegirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ! That's either one small cat or one huge vacuum cleaner.
2007-04-21 16:23:00 · answer #4 · answered by shih rips 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
let your date get the cat out
2007-04-21 16:22:22 · answer #5 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, just make her VERY EVRY VERRRRRRRRRRY mad by shaking up the vacuum and it will rip itself out of there.
2007-04-21 16:24:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That must be one big-*** vacuum cleaner
2007-04-21 16:16:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funniest thing I've read in a while!
Hilarious!
2007-04-21 16:16:29 · answer #8 · answered by YourMom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋