2007-04-21 09:10:05 · 10 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Over the years he has done a menagerie of embarrassing things...
Squeezing my breast in the dairy department of the grocery store and asking "Got Milk?"
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Getting us locked out of my parents beach house during a midnight nude lovers jaunt to the ocean for a skinny dip and other entertainment..
We were just gonna sneak out, I told him to block the garage door open because it auto locked and the rest of the house was locked up tight.. He said "Ok" so I headed down to the water.. Upon our return the door was closed, hubby gets the bright idea to check the windows to get us back in... Add in one nosy neighbor who thinks we are burglars, one police helicopter with spotlight, and 4 squad cars with accompanying flashing-lights, sirens and officers.. Yup that = embarrassing... and draws quite the audience of neighbors... And wakes up the parents sleeping in the house still..
After much laughter at the situation my father told the police we belonged at the house "Although we usually belonged with a few more clothes.." The next day we had an electronic code lock (no key required) installed on the garage door and my father began calling us The Duke and Duchess of Barass (bare as*) ...
2007-04-21 09:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the winter it gets really cold here...Michigan...so my spouse (44) decide he wanted to buy a footed PJ because he saw how warm it kept our boys. Someone came to our house one day to pick up a crib I had sold and because my husband was wearing that pj I told him to hide. As the person was loading the crib in his truck my husband walked out of the house wearing that thing and carrying a part of the crib. I wanted to dig a hole and bury myself.
*The pj had planets, moons and stars all over.
2007-04-21 09:21:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my husband has no rhythm and cannot dance and we went to my nieces wedding in November last year and he had a little too much to drink and he got on the dance floor and had a ball but I was so embarrassed.
2007-04-21 11:37:16 · answer #3 · answered by Pegi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fell asleep at a wild and crazy wedding reception, standing up holding on to a door knob. It was 8 pm, he was 32.
2007-04-21 09:21:34 · answer #4 · answered by lilabner 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My ex went after another woman at a mall once, after the woman made some comments to her. I managed to get her to stop.
2007-04-21 17:30:23 · answer #5 · answered by Wedge_Antilles_72 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex put his profile on one of the dating when we were married and I found out he ended up writing one of my good friends and when she was telling me about meeting a man online and I found out who it was I could have died, even though she never knew who he was.
2007-04-21 12:51:18 · answer #6 · answered by Krinta 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pass gas in on a grocery store isle and turn around and tell me babe why did you do that. there where two older ladies on the same isle looking at me like how could you. I wanted to kill him for that.
2007-04-21 09:23:34 · answer #7 · answered by Daisy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well this aint really embarrising, I cant think of any others right now, i was just putting my little brother in a headlock, i was wearing boxer shorts (the kind without buttons or anything to stop your penis from going through that hole lol) and well it was hanging out and he was saying stop but I brought his head so close to my dick then realized my penis was hanging out so i threw him off me and went into my room lol
2007-04-21 09:28:38 · answer #8 · answered by wazzy l 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He left me when I was pregnant and his family made him feel and look stupid. Still not together,
2007-04-21 09:33:35 · answer #9 · answered by ERICKSMAMA 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
got caught watching porn on the computer (by my daugher)
2007-04-21 09:13:57 · answer #10 · answered by LARGE MARGE 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋