I was on a first date with a very fine young lady once, however before the date a few of my buddies stopped over and forced tequila down me..we were heading to the movies and all was well...during the movie i needed to go potty so i politely excused myself..when i got in the restroom i noticed the ceiling was spinning, so i thought id sit for a spell..next thing i heard was the janitor banging on the stall door,,,hey were closed get out of here!!!!..uh oh.....
2007-04-21 08:53:19
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answered by kickmeloose 5
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My work had a party at a local Night club and My husband came late because He was playing texas holdem (he won couple hundred).. Well Before he even came I told the girls that if he is drunk he will say "show me your T*Ts" to the girls (by the way he is very sweet and nothing like that sober). So he came.. First thing he said was that. One girl did not hear my warning before hand and looked at him like WTF and I had to explain that this is my husband. Then About 2 hrs and more drinks later my husband calls one of the Bartenders a B**ch and gets thrown out .. So I had to tell everyone that I had to leave because my husband just got thrown out of the bar for calling someone a B**ch... Thank god he don't drink but a few times a yr......
2007-04-21 08:58:47
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answered by Anonymous
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LOL, great question! Here is something that i recently read on the internet about some girl's most embarrassing moment. It is quite funny, but you eventually end up empathysing with her.
When i was 12 my friends and I snuck into a rated R movie and as i was walking up the steps some one tripped me i went tumbling down the steps, but it doesn't end there. i landed on some one's lap!!! i landed in their popcorn and coke and the worst thing was that it was my school principal, not a good thing, i get in enough trouble at school and to top it landed in his food at a rated R movie. so the story still doesn't end there as i was walking out to clean myself off to the bathroom i ran into one of the cutest guys in school...dripping in coke and sticky buttery popcorn i ran into the bathroom stumbling the entire way. it was so embarrasing and the worst thing was i got in trouble for sneaking in the movie and for well you know ruining my clothes. - Rachael
:D Hope you enjoyed that!
2007-04-21 08:54:23
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answered by Brandon Spünk 2
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He got married while he and I were still together and I didn't know for 5 month's , because we did everything together everyday as usual...
I was 3 months preg and Embarrassed when I found out, and then he had the nerves to be upset when I broke off our relationship...
2007-04-21 09:01:40
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answered by Esencia 2
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Ex boyfriend was so drunk, he lost me and thought my car was the one sitting in front of the ATM. Nope! It was not! Imagine the poor lady, who's car it was standing there while some guy was trying to get into the passenger side. Cops came. it was a mess! very embarrassing!! they did let him go, our cars looked identical, he is a harmless guy and was very sloppily apologizing...kinda funny now, years later.
2007-04-21 08:54:27
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answered by sandibum 5
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My chum's father used to shave their Cocker Spaniel in basic terms about to the exterior contained in the summer; because he theory the undesirable element replaced into too warm. nicely, the undesirable element ought to bypass off and cover for days till his fur began to advance decrease back. i imagine it truly is an embarrassed dogs. undesirable previous Blackie.
2016-12-04 10:25:26
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answered by Anonymous
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My husband's always doing goofy things just cause he knows I embarrass easily. He has followed me down the isle of walmart with one of the frozen fish having a conversation with it! Though I will say my friend's husband was even WORSE. We were both pregnant and were at a store he put his arm around both of us and said louldy "So think mom will be mad I got both of my sisters knocked up?".
2007-04-21 08:53:48
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answered by Vickie 3
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My boyfriend bent over to pick up my fork at a restaurant, and farted loud right in some ladies face. Oh god was the embarrassing!
2007-04-21 08:52:19
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answered by Anonymous
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Oh so so so so many....
The first thing that comes to mind, is at our wedding.
You know how some grooms think it's cute to shove the wedding cake slightly into their new bride's face? some might get a little braver and go for the nose....
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But my new husband...took the plate, (chocolate cake mind you) and totally pied me in the face...smooshed it around a few times, and I had cake from my forehead to my boobs...
*sigh*
2007-04-21 08:55:49
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answered by sincerelysarah117 3
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Well it was kind of both of us. Let's just put it like this it was a dressing room at a mall. That's all I can say and man did we get looks when we came out.
2007-04-21 08:52:49
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answered by angelofgothic 6
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