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2007-04-21 08:11:50 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

27 answers

I bet you can type that better than you can say it?

I smell drinkies..............

2007-04-21 08:18:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Assassin training camp

2007-04-21 08:15:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, it's like everything else in life [or of course, is that 'death', in this instance[!]], you need practice; you can't just go out and pretend to be something, or someone.
And the best practice for anything is in private ... you know. by yourself stuff!!

So, look in the mirror, point the gun at your head, take careful aim, don't move ... just squeeze the trigger.
Make it nice and neat.

Now you're a fully fledged, experienced, assassin!!
... but you might join the devil and his angels forever; so keep that foremost in mind whenever you even begin to contemplate such things, and certainly, before you ever talk about, or even, write about such things.

Meantime, just to be on the safe side, get to know about your Maker ... get to know Him personally ... as a friend - your BEST Friend ... you know what I mean??

2007-04-22 16:33:39 · answer #3 · answered by dr c 4 · 0 0

1. Buy a really big gun
2. Load it with bullets
3. Open your mouth wide
4. Put the gun in your mouth
5. Squeeze the trigger
6. Now, you have just killed your first person and managed not to hurt anyone else. Congratulations.

2007-04-21 08:19:29 · answer #4 · answered by dr.drillharder 1 · 1 0

Anonymity is essential. You may wish to consider whether having an icon with your picture on it is the best way ahead - unless you are using a fake picture in which case you are already showing excellent credentials...

2007-04-21 08:21:23 · answer #5 · answered by distant_foe 4 · 1 0

well first you need some cool assassin clothes.

any excuse for a shopping spree is a good one!

2007-04-21 22:17:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you wanna become an assassin do you?

well ur in luck cause I have an opening for one more at my training centre, all you have to do to get in is to find it and then not get killed trying to get in.

good luck grasshopper

2007-04-21 12:12:17 · answer #7 · answered by deadmanwalking 4 · 1 0

Assassinate someone.

We'll give you a list.

2007-04-21 08:17:10 · answer #8 · answered by shell 3 · 0 0

1. Go Find Bush
2. Pull trigger...
3. Remember we do not know each other.
4. Good luck and Godspeed

2007-04-21 08:15:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 8 1

go to assassin school...

2007-04-21 08:14:36 · answer #10 · answered by Stone Cold 6 · 1 0

join the army they'll give you all the training you need then leave you will be fully trained and its free

2007-04-21 12:28:00 · answer #11 · answered by ccosj 5 · 1 0

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