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That probably has something to do with it! Maybe you could be on that MTV show "Date My Mom" although they'd have to change the name to "Date My Mom and Me."

2007-04-21 08:07:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Time to let go of the umbilical cord and go out and find a nice girl!

2007-04-21 15:09:57 · answer #2 · answered by lisababyg ♥ 5 · 0 0

Such a tangled up deal you got going on there. A whole lot more inconvenient if the other end is still attached too. Some decision making is going to have to take place one fine day. Or would that be incision?

2007-04-21 15:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by Kenny Ray 3 · 0 0

Ahem..that is not called the umbilical cord, get an anatomy book..

2007-04-21 15:09:14 · answer #4 · answered by metoo 7 · 0 0

Probably has something to do with it.

But it might also be the way you sit on the porch playing the theme from Deliverance on your banjo.

Or there may be a little problem when you actually get into arguments with the voices in your head.

2007-04-21 15:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by Eveready 5 · 1 0

you are really a trip. well maybe but the girl who likes you will love u umbilical cord or not. but yea i really can't express my self cuz i'm black n we alwys find a shorter way of sayin $hit. ok i'm jamaican-trini and i'm 15 i don't have a date cuz nobody wants to go out with skinny gurls. miramar high ****@$ b always trippin. i know you can't probalby don't understand me so ima go. ha ha ha ha. a real @$$.

2007-04-23 14:15:09 · answer #6 · answered by TRiN!_PRNC$$ 2 · 0 0

Cut the Apron Strings.

2007-04-21 15:14:12 · answer #7 · answered by D W 4 · 0 0

No, it's because you are 33 yrs old.

2007-04-21 15:50:43 · answer #8 · answered by shp.4656 2 · 0 0

yes, but if you don't want to im sure there are others out their just like you. perhaps a girl with the same attachment. so now you both can go out and the mom's can become best friends.

2007-04-21 15:11:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You poor guy....well...I don't think it's that...people won't see your tummy on the first date (I hope). But you might want to have a doctor look at it, it wouldn't hurt.

2007-04-21 15:08:30 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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