Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand in a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write?
2007-04-21 07:20:47 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I used to be just like you.
2007-04-21 07:24:05 · answer #1 · answered by Hardrock 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I know from experience. If you are homeless in San Francisco, you won't need food, and you'll hardly need money for anything, but you might want to smoke some herbage once in a while. I find going to a good hippie fest in the park and holding a sign that says "Homeless, broke, and in need of a toke." is the easiest way to get high. Also, my second favorite would be "Not homeless, just homely. Need $$$ for booze and hookers."
2007-04-21 07:25:56 · answer #2 · answered by Brodie H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you asking this...Are you homeless sweetie do you need money or a place to live e-mail me and I can help you or go to a shelter you don't need to be standing in no corner. Good Luck and God Bless you.
2007-04-21 07:26:37 · answer #3 · answered by mysteryousmtz 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i saw a guy once well actually twice in one day standing off the freeway. he had 3 signs. one said "need MILF" 2nd "why lie need beer" 3rd said something to the affect of "if you want to make fast money to talk to hI'm" well my sign would say, im homeless because i spent to much on yahoo answers, need change for dollar menu at MC Donald's.
2007-04-21 07:27:10 · answer #4 · answered by MiRaNdA rOsE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The President won't take care of me, will you help me?
I'm short, blond-haired, blue-eyed and young. Maybe people will take pity on me and give me a dollar. At least people that disagree with Bush would appreciate the sign.
2007-04-21 07:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by epitome of innocence 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey, if you give me some money I'll give it back to you in a year, because at that time I'm going to have enough...and then I'll remember you.
2007-04-21 07:28:45 · answer #6 · answered by azaletta92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello will work as a house maid...pay requested more pieces of cardboard and maybe wood.
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2007-04-21 07:24:29 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Thang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"George Bush Made Me Homeless because He gave my job to an Illegal Alien who will work for less.. I need Money.. I will Yell as Loud as I can I GOT MONEY BECAUSE GEORGE BUSH SUCKS!!
2007-04-21 07:28:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i wouldnt have a sign id be looking for a job and volunteering to do something during the day
2007-04-21 07:27:26 · answer #9 · answered by star 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
50 dollars an hour
2007-04-21 07:24:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋