2007-04-21 04:00:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Chuck Norris would kill the little child molester and Michael Jackson would break apart on first blow as he is pure plastic
2007-04-21 04:03:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I think Michael may end up defeating Chuck Norris. Chuck is getting up there in age and I doubt if he is in the same shape as he was in the 1970's. Other the other hand Michael Jackson is in considerable shape and I believe has a karate belt (black or blue, I forgot what exactly Will Smith said.) Michael may sound, look and come across as weakly, but do not underestimate a man that can dance non-stop for 3 hours (been doing it for 42 years).
2007-04-21 22:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by Green 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No doubt, Michael will win! He takes of his nose, that Chuck has to puke. Meanwhile Michael is singing a "high C" - loud and shrill. Chucks poor eardrums won't survive this.
While Chuck tries to escape from this torture, Michael run after him an touches Chucks crotch, like Michael preferred it to do on stage. This would be the end of an old karate-champion - he would die by a heart failure, I guess.
... are there any doubts left?
2007-04-21 11:18:55 · answer #3 · answered by perdü 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Your questions never cease to amaze and amuse us, no matter how many times you change your name and avatar ! I really cant see why this Chuck Norris bloke - whoever he is - would WANT to fight Whacko - or is it just because you like to see people fighting with each other all the time - but then, you've already told us that you have a problem with your rages. 'Nuff said ! ! !
2007-04-22 04:05:46 · answer #4 · answered by Richard E 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They wouldn't get into a fight in the first place because they are both nice people!!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2007-04-21 13:19:59 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now there's one for the books - a fight between the 2 best-known wimps!!
2007-04-21 11:04:08 · answer #6 · answered by Scabius Fretful 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
please! chuck norris is too much of a man to beat up a girl like michael jackson.besides look at michael nobody has to touch him he has screwed up his self all by him self
2007-04-21 11:07:59 · answer #7 · answered by dixie58 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
wacko jacko would win cos he would scare any 1 too death lol.
2007-04-21 11:06:15 · answer #8 · answered by Animal 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
chuck norris would win and jacko would go "OWWW!"
2007-04-21 11:03:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
this is the dumbest question ever. i would guess michael would win though...
2007-04-22 01:12:27 · answer #10 · answered by Jennifer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋