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Oh I'd do a Hairpiece commercial as long as I get to keep the hairpiece and it makes me look good and handsome like I did when I had a full set of hair, ummmm,.......ohhhhhh uggghhhh oh you said HERPES.....oops, I thought it was a TY-PO! My bad,.....sorry.

Okay,.......well, in that case, I'd do a HERPES commercial for FREE! For the exposure! Yeah!

Cause my Buddies don't think I'm getting any or have gotten any for quite awhile. Just as long as they put some fine Babes on the commercial with me. Yeah,........and they act like I'm Mr. Love Machine! Yeah,.......and get all huggy-wuggy with me!

Sure,.........and then maybe the gals back here at the Fraternal Order of Eagles or the American Legion will see, and think I'm all that!

Yeah,....Herpes, Genital Warts, Gonnorhea,........anything to make me popular with the Ladies again! Maybe I can work my way up to Viagra or Cyalis commercials as the "guy that doesn't need any"!! Unlike "Bob"! LOL!

Couldn't resist Ange! Hope all is well down in the South Pacifica!

2007-04-22 22:20:26 · answer #1 · answered by The Sylvan Wizard 5 · 0 0

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2016-09-01 17:18:51 · answer #2 · answered by Marian 3 · 0 0

I would do it for a 100,000 dollars , if I could write the commercial to replace the ones they now have . The commercial would involve me in a bar buying a drink for a nice hot looking lady . Then I would look into the camera and say ," thanks to Valtrex " I see no need in telling this nice lady about my herpes since I've been outbreak free for 2 days . I think that would be more real life and as comforting as the ones they are using .

2007-04-21 03:56:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My best friend has had genital herpes for about eight months now, and it's been really rough. She's had about 7 outbreaks. Everywhere I read it says it stops flaring up so much after time, but its not getting less frequent for her. She's been on Antiviral meds the whole time, too. She also has type 1 diabetes which she has had her whole life, which really weakens her immune system. Will it ever get better?

But after a friend share this video everything has changed.
Natural Safe Herpes Remedy?

2016-05-15 02:17:06 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Only if I could be put in the STD witness protection program and be given a new identity and location. It could have a rather chilling effect on one's love life. However, on the positive side, herpes is the gift that keeps on giving.

2007-04-22 15:49:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'll do it for a grand, then I'll get tested, come out negative, and every time someone asks about the commercial I'll just pull out the results and tell them i don't even have it

2007-04-21 03:04:25 · answer #6 · answered by payday 4 · 0 0

It's just a commercial...as long as I didn't actually GET herpes : ) Maybe 2K?

2007-04-21 05:49:07 · answer #7 · answered by Get Smart™ 6 · 0 0

For the right price, I'll do almost anything.

Principles, ethics, and personal standards don't get the bills paid.

2007-04-21 03:03:42 · answer #8 · answered by steveshurtleff 4 · 0 0

I would do it for free Valtrex.

2007-04-21 03:27:18 · answer #9 · answered by Dinosaur Universe 5 · 0 0

WoW
I don't think I would want to be on TV talking about herpes.....I'd pass...ha ha

2007-04-21 05:24:14 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

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