Smart Lady
A man calls home to his wife and says, "honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting. Would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We are leaving from the office so I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas".
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but does it anyway.
The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says "Yes:- lots of Walleye, some Bluegill and a few Pike".
He then asked: "Oh, and why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked darling?"
The wife replies ........."I did, they were in your tackle box!"
2007-04-19 22:55:03
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answered by TameBeast 6
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Meaning Of Smart
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answered by ? 4
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A lady acts as the footings for the building of society. Thus more a lady is versatile, the more are the chances of firm footings of a society. SHRUTIES also fore tell the qualities of a lady in all the phases of her life -be it a daughter, a wife or a mother. Even each of the phase demands perfect acton in each of the work she is given to discharge.This perfection is her smartness.
2007-04-19 22:47:09
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answered by tyagi c 3
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A lady who can work out an intelligent and secure person from a dude, is smart .
2007-04-19 22:57:02
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answered by Prince Prem 4
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A smart lady would be one who would be witty but not arrogant;with a sense of humour but not mockery;tender & kind but not weak or docile;determined & firm but not aggressive;graceful & elegant but not proud and beautiful but not artificial and would make a difference in the world with subtlety not with loud make-up or flutter of false eye-lashes.....
This is my idea of a smart lady actually the ideal woman.
2007-04-20 02:08:11
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answered by Tulip 3
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Proverbs chapter 31 describes the capable wife! She's very smart! and for any woman to be that smart, she has to really know God!
2007-04-19 22:56:50
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answered by Teri 4
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The lady with both good look and action.
2007-04-20 02:52:36
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answered by Anonymous
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Let's keep it simple:
A lady who is smart---whose brain is better than her looks!
2007-04-20 01:00:47
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answered by thegentle Indian 7
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A lady with a lot of sense of humor.
2007-04-19 22:43:05
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answered by katty 2
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Preferable a lady who can induce you to marry her will be definitely smarter that you think.
But seriously a woman who dresses well, speaks well, learned and good-looking. In short ELEGANT.
But why are you confused?
2007-04-19 22:40:30
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answered by Nitin G 7
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