2007-04-19 20:10:45 · 23 answers · asked by Venus Mantrap 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ah man, i could think of alot to amuse you with, didn't you get my photo today dude, never got a reply, sent it to your email address on your profile...............
2007-04-19 21:33:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay.
What do you call ten lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Whats the difference between a woman lawyer and a pit bull?
Lipstick.
What do you call a busload of politicians going over a cliff with one empty seat?
A missed opportunity.
Why don't sharks bite lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
I saw something really different yesterday. A lawyer had his hand in his OWN pocket.!!!
A farmer was going down the road in his old truck and saw the local preacher had run off the road trying to miss a cow and wrecked his car.
The farmer hollered, "Hey preacher man, you okay?"
The preacher said, " I'm fine, the Lord is with me."
The farmer said, " You better let Him ride with me, you're gonna get Him killed."
2007-04-20 03:20:53 · answer #2 · answered by SEEKER 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't sleep either it's 3am here...
You amuse me and I'll amuse you :-)
2007-04-20 03:13:36 · answer #3 · answered by TT143 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't either...here are some questions to entertain:
What's the worst physical pain that you have ever felt?
Worst mental pain?
Favorite color?
Earliest childhood memory?
How many times have you been in love?
What is the name for the space in between your nose and mouth?
2007-04-20 03:14:02 · answer #4 · answered by LadeeBug Buddha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the tv on the 700 club.
2007-04-20 03:15:03 · answer #5 · answered by Somebody Loves You 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm i'd love to keep you "up" but alas i'm babysitting tonight. damn the luck! lololol but you're a cutie you shouldn't have any problems finding someone to amuse you. sweet dreams!
2007-04-20 03:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*** thinkin it's time u went and amused yourself for a few minutes. that oughtta put u to sleep.
2007-04-20 03:14:40 · answer #7 · answered by meme 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
* Want to watch the document of the history of the world on national geographic channel ? *
2007-04-20 03:14:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take your pick , I will tickle you or I will sing to you ,warning!! I can't carry a tune
2007-04-20 03:20:44 · answer #9 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure! Come on over and I'll tell you some good bedtime stories! :D
2007-04-20 03:14:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋