2007-04-19 18:11:28 · 15 answers · asked by Not Ready to Make Nice 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
who ever they ask for, tell them they just died and start crying.
2007-04-19 18:17:03 · answer #1 · answered by Neev 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If she was really a psychic, she would know I don't belive in that stuff.
Told that one once and everyone listening laughed their heads off, of course, I don't think "The Pshcyic Hotline" calls any more.
Or:
Look, I'm kind of tied up right now, give me your home number and I will call you back when you are at dinner. . .
2007-04-19 18:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-04 08:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't speak english!
I'm eating my dinner (chewing really loud with nothing in your mouth)
I'm not home!
I'm on the toilet right know can you call back
tomorrow!
Are you the biacheeee who keeps calling here for my husband?
2007-04-19 18:23:12 · answer #4 · answered by selma b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always keep coughing over their words whenever they say something. I do a lot of exaggerated coughing, and then ask them to repeat themselves. They soon get pissed, and hang up.
2007-04-19 18:19:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"I sorry - No speakie de ingliss!!"
OR
"... Tamika / John - quit playin on the phone. I know its you... not Bell South..." just keep pretending you think its a friend prank calling, then hang up lol.
2007-04-19 18:15:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Opposite sex: What are you wearing right now?
Same sex: This is Officer Bosham (or Helga). Where were you the night of 24th March?
2007-04-19 18:15:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
sorry, im busy right now, can i put you on hold?
or just keep on laughing untill they hang up
or bark like a dog
or talk really really reallly fast
or, if you know its a telemarketor, pick up and say (very casually) "hey baby, how you doing"
2007-04-19 18:15:03 · answer #8 · answered by ThisDude 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Talk in some Chinese, Japanese made up language! I done that once and it was sooo funny!
2007-04-19 18:15:04 · answer #9 · answered by ?4u 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ask a question back to them
2007-04-19 18:19:32 · answer #10 · answered by msX 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋