How can I hook my computer up to the UFO that hovers over my house?

Question

So I can communicate with it.
USB port?

Answer 1

This actually made me LOL

Answer 2

First you have to see how high the UFO is from your house. You take the measurement in feet divided by the diameter of the UFO and that gives you the amount of Playstation 3's need to network together and connect with your PC to give it supercomputer AI. If you have no PS3's then you need to multiply the two numbers to get the amount of Sanyo Katana cell phones hooked up thru mini-USBs. In any case once theyre hooked up, you have to aim your Directv dish at it and apply 1.21 gigawatts of power preferably thru a plutonium-powered,flux capacitor-equipped Delorean doing 88 in front your house. Make sure youre running MS XP or older cause the aliens are pretty pissed that Bill Gates copied the Mac OS they invented with the new Vista. Send them an email using the symbols on the bottom of the UFO as an email address and make sure you include áñº¿¬óóáú¿ñº¬¬¦+¢ªé·¤| in the subject line, or otherwise it'll get routed to their Junk Mail folder. Hope this helps!!!

Answer 3

Well, I'm up for a little whimsical interaction and a quick 2 points.

Personally, I don't know how you would hook it up as a communications portal. But, I've found for you some excellent references and starting points in your quest for knowledge.

Communicating with Aliens:
the Psychological Dimension of Dialogue

http://www.laetusinpraesens.org/docs/alien4.php

Communicating with Extraterrestrials Using Radio Waves

http://www.yorku.ca/phall/N1740F04/L35W/seti.pdf

The mission of the SETI Institute is to explore, understand and explain the origin, nature and prevalence of life in the universe.

http://www.seti.org/site/pp.asp?c=ktJ2J9MMIsE&b=178025

Answer 4

Go with an ethernet connection. Borrow some of their Cat 12 wiring. Be sure to hook up your Flux capacitor in series for the correct phase shift. Hooking it up backwards will destroy the world. See if they have a wi-fi connection too. I'd like to hook up too.

Answer 5

Actually, normal microwave or other radio frequencies in the electromagnetic field, may not interface. Some, as yet undiscovered cosmic field, which is possibly used by the aliens for communication purposes, may have to be discovered. Moreover, the aliens may NOT use "speech," the way we humans use it!

Answer 6

Wouldn't it be simpler to go with satellite network? Or did you figure it would be cheaper? Better get one of those coil type leads so it doesn't get all tangled up when the black helicopters start chasing it. Get the largest toy or inflatable cow you can find (you may have to make it yourself) and attach the wire to it so when they abduct it they unwittingly power up your cable.

Answer 7

oh know you are going to have to modify and extension cord to plug into your usb then you tie a brick around the end and use it like an old school sling shot once you have that beast hooked give me a call i am an expert in comunication with other "beings"

Answer 8

You attach the plug of your computer to a hot air balloon and float it up to it with a note for them to plug it into their outlet and give them your e-mail address in Sanskrit because they don't know English.
When you see your computer turn red with purple stripes surrounded by green arrows you know they are sending their message to you. Send it to me via snail mail and I will interpret it for you. Till then signing off.

Answer 9

UFO's are more advanced than that. Try using a satellite dish.

Answer 10

I would suggest you go stand on your roof with a twelve pack of beer and a few cigars and see if they will just come down and shoot the bull for a while.

Answer 11

Ethernet cable