I'm so bummed! My vacation ends in a week and a half. Is there any way I can extend it with without faking my own death?
2007-04-19 14:17:51 · 38 answers · asked by tranquility_base3@yahoo.com 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I week and a half of vacation ??
are you some kind of CEO?
I just had 1 week back in december, and I wont have another again till next december
2007-04-19 14:24:58 · answer #1 · answered by gone 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Actually, yes. You must first ride Trailways Coach to the Brownsville, Texas, Bus Depot. De board with just a knapsack containing your HMO contact card, drivers
license, pre-paid return fare ticket, and American Express
plastic but not more than a couple hundred in cash. Ask the staff where the nearest hard liquor public bar is. On arrival get falling down drunk telling everyone how healthy you are.
I'm informed there is a Mexico based industry that has staff
just over the border looking for Americans like my reader.
You'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice cubes and cold water
totally pained both by the massive hangover and whatever
else was injected when one of your two kidneys was cut out
a couple hours previously for illicit medical marketing.
It is customary for a courtesy emergency instruction form copy be left in immediate reach along with a telephone or cellular so reader can obtain immediate rescue. You should be able to milk this experience for another month solid. Just retelling this 'crime' will probably provoke sympathy from all listeners. Unless, of course, there are complications such as other organs also removed, infections, etc. - etc. In any case,
have a nice recovery in Texas, on your new leave extension.
2007-04-19 16:33:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there aren't many legal things you could do (unless you can convince the school/job board that theirs been a heavy snow storm or flood) but hey faking your own death might just work...for a little while (until ppl at school/work start seeing your "ghost" and get so freaked out they die of frieght and soon everyone from school/work is in the ghost world...then they may extend the vacation week)
2007-04-19 14:21:20 · answer #3 · answered by Bammy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A week and a half? I wish I had a vacation for a few days!!
2007-04-19 14:19:57 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Sodas♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
call your job about 4 days before you have to go back and tell them you are terribly ill and that you have been in bed for a few days, then on the day before your due back call and tell them you wont be able to make it into work for another week because your so ill!
Ive done it works a treat :)
2007-04-19 14:21:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be thankful that you have a vacation. Some people don't get any. Stop winy and just be grateful you got one and think about all the people who don't have one and would never get one and be thankful you got one. People need to really look and be thankful of the things they got and get rather then complan about them.
2007-04-19 14:21:15 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
call them right before you have to go back, and say that you got one of those colds that you get in the summer... I don't know... maybe you should just take one more day, or just go to work,... maybe if you work overtime and stuff, your next one can be longer and sooner.
2007-04-19 14:22:35 · answer #7 · answered by Neonkttie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes come to answers and have some fun fun starts after 10
2007-04-19 14:20:49 · answer #8 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so lucky you get that much time!
I just took a week, but already back to work...
2007-04-19 14:22:21 · answer #9 · answered by from HJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but you could get off the computer and go have some fun.
2007-04-19 14:21:06 · answer #10 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋