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You'd be left with a nation of retarded sheep.

2007-04-19 12:59:15 · answer #1 · answered by Beardog 7 · 7 6

America would become a theocracy full of ignorant right wing Christians who would nuke the rest of the world so they could bring on Armageddon. Either that, it would consume itself with less than mediocre standards in education, healthcare, clean air, clean water and equal rights much faster than it is now. Women would be forced to be breeders, barefoot and pregnant for the state, pumping out 1 baby a year for the entire time they are in the years of fertility from age 12 to age 50. Men would be forced to be the sole bread winners for the family, working 80 hour weeks. They would all have to drop out of school at age 12 and work 60 hour weeks as child laborers. All gays, if any were left, would be murdered in the name of Christ and Bush. Children would be forced to read the Bible 5 times a day, if they are taught to read at all. That would be the only book they would be allowed to read. And, they would have to read while bobbing back and forth in rhythme. No new technologies would be invented because you need well educated populace for that. Getting the picture what this country would look like without liberals.

2007-04-19 20:36:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

California would rise several feet further above sea level, for one thing, just due to the reduced weight of people living there. The realestate market would crash.

There would be a terrible shortage of teachers, especially university professors (and the ones remaining would mostly be science teachers pushing creationism). Actors, artists, and media types would be in short suply (except for talk radio hosts, and you don't want to have to look at them on TV). The military would be largely intact, of course, as would the 'industrial complex' that sustains it.

A surprising number of rich people would be gone, though - liberals are more affluent than thier soak-the-rich agenda would lead you to believe.

Of course, there would be effects outside the US. Canada's infratstructure would collapse under the demands of tens of millions of liberal refugees. Nations in Europe could comfortably absorb the limousine liberals who could afford to make it there.

War would possibly break out with Mexico as the positive vacuum created by the exodus of liberals litterally sucks population out of that country - and into the crosshairs of gun-toting nativists.

Suffice to say, it'd be a disaster of biblical proportions - and you could say that, too, since the bible would be fair game for allusions, again.

2007-04-19 20:20:18 · answer #3 · answered by B.Kevorkian 7 · 2 0

Well, I'm no economist but the economy would crash in the U.S. I am an American non-liberal so this is not a political stand or anything like that but our economy couldn't stand the 50% or so loss of labor. Also most who are liberal live in Urban Economic Centers of the country (ie. New York City etc.) the economy could not recover from their loss.

2007-04-19 20:04:00 · answer #4 · answered by justinjad1981 1 · 1 2

First, we would have to sent France a letter of condolence, (since that is where they would probably go), second, we would have to fumigate the country to remove the stench they left behind, then celebrate the rebirth of traditional America. And finally, NEVER let those as sholes come back.

A great man once said, "liberals are worthless", and i have yet to be proven wrong.

LOSS OF LABOR????? WHAT IN HELL DO YOU MEAN, THEYRE ALL ON WELFARE!!!!!

2007-04-19 20:08:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

The conservative would be happy for a while

But then they would divide into 2 camps

The real conservatives and those people who just say they are

The "real" ones would push for greater government control over those fake ones and the fake ones would say oh that is facist not conservative

Sound familiar ?

2007-04-19 20:08:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

This applies to the far-left bedwetting weenies that are dominating the media and other nutsacks that hijack the term 'liberal': Marriage between a man and a woman will once again be a sacred institution; babies will have a chance at life; people will actually support our troops and care about our country rather than themselves.....people can watch "The View" without hearing Al-Quaeda spokeswhore Blosie O'Douchebag.....

Ultimately, what would occur would be a return to common sense, morals and decency.

While we're at, let's ship out the far-right fools as well....

2007-04-19 20:15:59 · answer #7 · answered by Tiberius 4 · 0 4

You'd find out Bill O'Reilly is really a spy. Too many liberals enjoy watching him for it to not be true.

2007-04-19 20:14:32 · answer #8 · answered by ... 7 · 1 0

TO the idoit of UTOPIA - during the Clinton years - Crime levels FELL. You give a man the tools for a good decent paying job - he wont need to knock off that liqour store to get his beer.

2007-04-19 20:11:08 · answer #9 · answered by mstr_gekko 3 · 1 1

There wouldn't be much of the mainstream press left. The collages would run desperately short of professors and the government would shut down because most all the civil servants had left.

2007-04-19 20:03:00 · answer #10 · answered by bravozulu 7 · 4 2

Since happiness and sunshine generally seems to follow us liberals around, I image things would start looking pretty bleak around here.

2007-04-19 20:27:04 · answer #11 · answered by SomeGuy 6 · 1 1

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