My personal favorite: If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
2007-04-19 03:51:36 · 8 answers · asked by jamsie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Him: "I'm a battery and you're a bag of chips."
Me: "What the hell are you talking about loser."
Him: "You're Fri-To-Lay and I'm Everready."
Me: "Wanna get married?"
Him: "10-4 ma'am."
2007-04-19 03:54:47 · answer #1 · answered by Kris B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl came up to me, and said," Is that a roll of life savers in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?" Very nice approach
2007-04-19 04:33:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Patting you on the back and then say, "I am feeling for your wings because you look like an angel".
2007-04-19 04:37:35 · answer #3 · answered by Jana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'd be called McGorgeous.
No ones actually used that one on me, but its pretty cheesy....lol
2007-04-19 03:58:21 · answer #4 · answered by If your a bird, I'm a bird.. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are u a lesbian, 'cause i am? i said, "yeah...u wanna' watch?" he said, "yeah, can i?" i said, "sure, but you gotta' have sex with a man first." he didn't like that... also, are u from Tennessee? 'cause you're the only ten i see." how lame is that? happy day:)
2007-04-19 03:59:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
same here
2007-04-19 04:10:51 · answer #6 · answered by Green eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you come here often
2007-04-19 03:57:52 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica Rabbit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks and no i would not hold it against you
2007-04-19 03:55:31 · answer #8 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋