Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes.. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
2007-04-19 01:04:03 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lol.....thanks babes!!!! Really made me giggle!!!
2007-04-19 01:28:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
If you dont know i m not gonna tell you
Meaning:Something you have done recently has offended me and you didnt notice.So i know take great delight in your endless and pointless questions about whats wrong and what you did.Eventually you run around like a headless chicken trying to learn the truth.
Good luck
Whats that supposed to mean?
Meaning:Im in a really bad mood and have decided to pick a fight with you.
To this end i will leap upon the first thing you say and twist so its resembles a back handed insult
thus ensuring an all night shouting match
2007-04-19 01:16:01 · answer #2 · answered by dregj 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good, also the ones from the guys perspective. You missed,
'Don't get up, I can manage' = If you don't shift your lazy butt from the sofa, switch off the TV and help me with this......you'll be paying for it all night/week etc!
Of course you can go out with your mates...= Now you'll have to take me out somewhere really expensive to get over your guilt complex.
I really don't mind you playing golf all weekend..= I've just collected the brochures for a holiday/new kitchen/new car etc and you're buying!
2007-04-19 01:20:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx 4 that. Soooo true and hilarious. The guy who posted what men mean is spot on too.
2007-04-19 01:41:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well said lady, is there a book about women out there, i think it is rear if yiu find a man whom understands the ways of the women.
2007-04-19 01:10:21 · answer #5 · answered by stuart j 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
AAWWWW My husband was reading over my shoulder and he just broke out in hives. You said ALL the magic words at once ! Snicker !
2007-04-19 01:11:34 · answer #6 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pmsl,that is so accurate,i use these all the time in arguments with my fella,but never gave much thought as to why,they are spot on,lol
2007-04-19 01:08:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
As a woman I gotta say... these aren't bad. Not too far off, really except for the one about "thanks".
At least for me, that one is totally off the mark. But the others? They're a pretty good reference sheet for men! ;-)
2007-04-19 01:09:01 · answer #8 · answered by doggiemom 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You go girl. That means you are on the right track to go.
2007-04-19 01:10:01 · answer #9 · answered by Cintia 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah I had this on an email yesterday. I agree with it all - and I'm a woman! lol
2007-04-19 01:14:06 · answer #10 · answered by Disco Dolly 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
excellent...all true! In my house my husband calls "fine" the F word...his head whips around when I say "FINE".....haha
2007-04-19 01:08:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋