2007-04-17 23:24:55 · 11 answers · asked by Irish Girl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I tried selling nothing, but I didn't have a license. A cop asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Doing nothing." He said, "Nothing doing," and wrote me a ticket.
A guy told me, "I need something for my girlfriend's birthday." I thought for a moment, and told him, "I got nothing." I sold him nothing and he said "Wow, this is really something!" I said, "Eh ... it's nothing." He said, "Gee, thanks for nothing."
Something tells me it's time for my medication ...
2007-04-17 23:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by eagedeon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well it has to be something since zero was 'invented' in the maddle ages. I suppose selling nothing is a tax free way of giving money to something without having the revenue commisioners camping outside the house.
2007-04-18 09:50:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I spent some years married to an Irish girl and if she had produced such a hypothesis, I would probably have agreed, for a quiet life.
Nothing is the absence of anything and can, therefor, never be something.
2007-04-17 23:51:07 · answer #3 · answered by Clive 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure because when i sell nothing i get nothing then i invest nothing in the nothing stock market
then i get nothing profit
2007-04-17 23:32:45 · answer #4 · answered by micho 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it is. In Berlin they sell canned "Berlin air", that's clearly selling nothing.
2007-04-17 23:28:04 · answer #5 · answered by Eugene 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, nothing is not even something.
2007-04-17 23:27:19 · answer #6 · answered by london lady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a profound conundrum i shall have to meditate this mixed metaphor.
2007-04-17 23:30:46 · answer #7 · answered by riverdanceboi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nothing is everything in my book..
2007-04-17 23:41:36 · answer #8 · answered by juejua 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
something for nothing?. mp
2007-04-17 23:45:23 · answer #9 · answered by franks fishing 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whaaaaaaaat mind bending or what.
2007-04-17 23:30:40 · answer #10 · answered by raceybird 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋