1) God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
2) God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
3) God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
4) God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist's or haircut appointment by himself.
5) God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
6) God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
7) As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
8) Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
9) As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."
10) When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that."
2007-04-17 22:51:42 · 21 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Raflmao!!
Thats more like it hehehe
thanks for making me smile !
2007-04-17 22:58:44 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The only problem was eve ate the apple and got adam & herself kicked out of the garden
2007-04-18 05:58:51 · answer #2 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Option no 6 & 8
2007-04-18 05:55:33 · answer #3 · answered by rajesh m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, God made Adam and sat back and though - what a mess I have made lets make a woman of perfection, hence eve and someone to keep him in line. (p.s. and someone to nag at him all day.)
2007-04-18 06:05:52 · answer #4 · answered by Jackie M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me answer it even if it is not in the choices.
>Adam was lonely and God recognized that so he created Eve from the body of Adam.
2007-04-18 05:55:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
amen to number 10
Besides which He needed someone who could do everything at once rather than just one thing at a time - that's why women got the vote and work now, have you noticed how much faster the world is progressing now since the early 19th Century?
2007-04-18 06:00:34 · answer #6 · answered by JANE W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are really funny!! This is Polls and Surveys though and we LOVE to give our two cents.....It is really hard to do so when you take all the fun out of it by providing answers to your own questions! Maybe you should post in Jokes and Riddles, I will still visit you there....
2007-04-18 05:58:34 · answer #7 · answered by nicholettejohnson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God knew that one day adam would need a reason to appreciate having to die.
God stepped back and thought, how can you appreciate perfection unless you have something imperfect to compare it to?
2007-04-18 05:54:54 · answer #8 · answered by ByeBuyamericanPi 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
i will bet that God didn't create Eve, but some guy who was wrighting a story that we believe in, because if Adam and Eve were the first ppl, who wrote about them?
2007-04-18 05:54:15 · answer #9 · answered by Dawn C 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So men could give women the right to vote, smoke and drink. Which was a big mistake. We are paying for it now. How do you like them apples.
2007-04-18 05:56:22 · answer #10 · answered by little g 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well number 9 is the answer but thank god for number 10!
2007-04-18 05:57:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋