2007-04-17 21:08:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You first baby
2007-04-17 21:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by M J 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
mmmmm - I don't know where to start......
The most recent (which is not that bad really) was I gate crashed a party at the newly opened Manchester Hilton (don't know whos party and I don't care as I had a fabulous time!!)
Years ago (before CCTV was as widely used as it is now) I had sex (a number of times) on the Charing Cross to Dartford train - it was always after the rush hour so it wasnt too busy, but it wasn't too quiet either (normally it was on the end carriage - we didnt want to waste time checking that no one was coming into the carriage from both sides, so the end one proved ideal) and if you got 'fast train' then you could speed through the stations with your butt pressed against the window which was hilarious!!!
(oh, and that was with my partner, not just any passenger on the train)
When I was working in Ilford a few years ago I had the nastiest team leader ever - he thought he was some sort of demi god and had a vendetta against me (probably cos I was the only one who told him he was a p*ick whenever he got jobs worthy about things) - I took so much of his 'job worthiness' before I finally thought 'stuff this' and so, just before walking out (I waited till he had gone upstairs for a meeting with the boss) I poured water all over his chair seat and at lunch I had bought some fresh prawns and milk - I hid the prawns in the cavity under his desk drawers and I poured the milk on the carpet behind both of his book shelves and then I went home HAPPY but sad that I wouldn't get to enjoy his suffering!! (immature, but totally satisfying)
Those are just a few to mention - the rest, I think is best left unsaid!!!!
2007-04-17 21:32:31 · answer #2 · answered by niccilicci 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Nicky, That would be when me and my daughter got lost on the way home from Reno and i missed my turn. So what i did was turn the truck around going the wrong way with cars coming I gave them the high beam and floor the truck until i came to the turn off i missed just about 2 miles down the high way going the wrong way.You should of seem those cars get out of my way. My daughter just about pissed her pants and she was letting some pretty gassier farts to boot. I guess you could say, she almost crapped her pants. At the time it wasn't funny but after words my daughter said, I was a Crazy Bat... Then we started laughing. Hey at least we were on our way home and not lost anymore. Believe me i will never do that again. I am surprised we weren't thrown in jail..
A life experiences... LOL LOL LOL..
A Friend.
Clowmy
2007-04-17 21:21:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You asked. Here's my true answer:
I put five of my city cops in the hospital. I went for noses, balls & bones. These new cops unlawfully detained me handcuffed so tight I cried until hearing myself cry pissed me OFF! Soon as
cuffs came off when Captain ordered they let me go by radio,
I got stark crazy even! Month later, one cop told me all five
were reprimanded by Captain for messing with an upright
resident whose husband fought in Viet Nam for us, another
crazy killing fool, while she/ I poured our coffee working all nite.
Rare I tell this. Ex-hubby told a sister-in-law and she was afraid to be in the same room with me. Guys I know don't mind. How
about you, Juddas R ? Need an escort at night?
2007-04-17 21:33:55 · answer #4 · answered by LuckyLilTroll2U 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once when the teacher wasn't looking I changed the period to a question mark on a sentence she had written on the chalk board. Oh, that was so funny! Everybody laughed but she didn't figure it out for like ten minutes!
Am I bad or am I bad...
2007-04-17 21:11:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Calling up a guy whom i secretly admired when i was 12 and ended up like a lame girl.
2007-04-17 21:16:52 · answer #6 · answered by † Iríšh † 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
passed out at a bar, got hog-tied and put in the back of a cop car for an outstanding speeding ticket after i backhanded a paramedic when they were trying to revive only to wake up in jail and have a foggy memory. !!!
2007-04-17 21:11:16 · answer #7 · answered by cariebear197 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
go the value shrink. Ha jk yet mine became into in all danger while i became into going the value shrink, 55, and a few jerk surpassed me, so i became on my brights and that i observed him turn me off in his automobile, lol. Or play chinese language fireplace drill at a stoplight. <-- risky
2016-10-22 12:04:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super glued my best friends wallet shut, he had $300 in too! lol
2007-04-17 21:11:11 · answer #9 · answered by missjax72 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Define "outrageous."
2007-04-17 21:11:22 · answer #10 · answered by zen 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
gave a high-five to a person making the "scout's honor" hand signal. they looked really confused.
2007-04-17 21:12:18 · answer #11 · answered by taelyr. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋