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Does that mean that I live too close to a big city?
Will you cheer me up a little bit? I'm still a little upset....

2007-04-17 18:19:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Thanks you guys! You are all so nice to me! :)

2007-04-17 18:53:48 · update #1

22 answers

HI TOAST!

It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pµssy...

A beer is always wet.
A pµssy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pµssy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pµssy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pµssy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pµssy does not.
advantage: Tie

If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pµssy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pµssy

24 beers come in a box.
A pµssy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pµssy

Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pµssy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pµssy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 ******* in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pµssy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pµssy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pµssy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pµssy

If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pµssy on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pµssy

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

Pµssy can make you see God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pµssy

If you think all day about the next pµssy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pµssy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pµssy is more fun.
Advantage: Pµssy.

If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a pµssy
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a pµssy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.

The best pµssy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pµssy.

The worst pµssy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pµssy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie

Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pµssy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pµssy.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pµssy.

2007-04-17 18:24:59 · answer #1 · answered by Fred the Crotchenator 4 · 4 0

You didn't do the right thing. Sorry, that's my opinion. bring on the thumbs down! Islam already gets a bad note and when our own Brothers and Sisters act this way it makes it worse because we should be examples of the truth and light of Islam. A man slapped me in front of my children, for being Muslim in his "White Christian State". I called the police. they did nothing. I walked away with my head held high. It is never easy to be degraded or ridiculed. Most people ask me questions, but when I over hear things like that, I simply smile at them and sometimes start a simple conversation. Ignorance is what keeps us separate. Knowledge, understanding and compassion is what will unite us. You draw more bees with honey, than you do vinegar. @ under the black flag- I am not always so patient. I just make a concious effort to be extra well behaved when encountering Non- muslims and when I'm not sure of my surroundings. The incident I spoke of happened in Pennsylvania when a young boy ran out in front of my car, I almost hit him and he was scared so, I got out to see if he was ok. I was traveling from Texas to New York. White, Christian, State was the way that the man who slapped me described the State of Pennsylvania. I might add that Philadelphia, Pennsylvania has one of the largest Muslim populations in the US. Muslims have poulate Philly for over 50 years. Sister, please don't take any of the answers as a put down, all of us have made mistakes. I make them every day, and despite the fact that I think you were wrong, I didn't say that it didn't make me crack a smile. :) Inshallah, you will gain some patience as you grow older.

2016-05-17 22:52:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Thats too bad. One day my friend, who is sweet, kind and gentle got slapped in Wal-Mart, she had gotten the only yellow sweater from the rack, another lady tried to take it, when my friend said no, she got slapped! Some people were raised to be poor members of society and its obvious that you encountered one today.

2007-04-17 18:31:22 · answer #3 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 1 0

hey, that person made a COMPLETE fool of themself. some people just walk around like a loaded pistol ready to go off. after 7 years of working in retail, i've learned you'll have people like that in the city, or in the little towns...not as much in the smaller towns, but its still there. you just have to remember, people who lash out like that, could have just lost a loved one, or gotten fired from thier job, or something like that....even if they are just walking around like a loaded pistol ready to go off for no reason, you just kind of have to forgive them and forget about it. even if you're still upset about it, just knowing you have the willingness to forgive rude people will make you feel better. i hope you have a good night, and i hope things are better tomorrow!

2007-04-17 18:47:10 · answer #4 · answered by superyduperymommy 5 · 1 0

Lucky for dickweed I wasnt shopping with you.....I'd have given him the choice to apologize or be drug outside! I'll leave the rest to your "Sweet Lil Toasty" imagination.

2007-04-17 18:24:39 · answer #5 · answered by FatBoy!! 3 · 1 0

okay....so telling us what exactly happened might be nice, and living near a city has got nothing to do with it unless you were being slooooow, then maybe.

2007-04-17 18:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by hodgetts21 5 · 0 0

Don't feel bad. Just be glad you're not bitter and hating life like the jerk you ran into today.

2007-04-17 18:27:13 · answer #7 · answered by Andrew 6 · 1 0

yes it can be why me what did I do too you I just shake my head and say glade I am not him and turn around and look at them and say having a day are we thank I wanted to be yelled at for no reason it works for me and be glade your not him

2007-04-17 18:26:54 · answer #8 · answered by marsh 7 · 1 0

Just smile and know he had more of a problem than you and then eat some peanut butter toast.

2007-04-17 18:26:32 · answer #9 · answered by Jayson Kane 7 · 1 0

Am I too late for the pity party?

2007-04-17 18:32:15 · answer #10 · answered by Lirrain 5 · 1 0

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