Now how many other times have you heard of something like that happening with the secret service.
2007-04-17 17:58:04
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answered by sociald 7
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I crashed my car last weekend, therefore are all drivers irresponsible and should not own cars? Secret Service agents are human too.
2007-04-18 01:09:07
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answered by Anonymous
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I suppose you've never, ever had an accident. And what is the correlation to those who post here? You lost me big time...your logic definitely escapes me...
2007-04-18 00:52:06
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answered by fl2nc2ca2md2nc 3
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This joke fits the situation;
In the light of all the criticism that George Bush is an idiot, the Republicans decide to hold a "George Bush Is Not Stupid" convention. Eighty thousand Republicans meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium.
Trent Lott says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that George Bush is not stupid. So ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce President George Bush."
After the cheers die down. Lott says "Mr. President, we're going to prove to the world once and for all that you are not stupid. So tell us, what is 15 plus 15?"
Bush, after scrunching up his face and concentrating real hard for a moment, declares, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the 80,000 Republicans start cheering, "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush another chance!"
Trent Lott says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place, I guess we can do that." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds of chin-rubbing and grimacing, Bush meekly asks "Ninety?"
Trent Lott is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened.
But then Bush starts pouting, and suddenly the 80,000 Republicans begin to yell and wave their hands, shouting again "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush another chance!"
Lott, unsure whether he's doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"
Bush looks down, counts on his fingers, and after a whole minute, proudly announces "Four."
A moment of total silence, then an electric charge surges through the stadium as pandemonium breaks out.
All 80,000 Republicans jump to their feet.
These GOP partisans start to wave their arms, stomp their feet and create a deafening roar:
"GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE!"
2007-04-18 00:53:15
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answered by Anonymous
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So he dropped his gun. So what?
It happens occasionally.
And if you've never made a mistake, then I invite you to come on over and walk across my swimming pool.
2007-04-18 00:56:06
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answered by Anonymous
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Nuthin. Why does there always have to be something bad happen because something like this? Excuse me.
2007-04-18 00:42:19
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answered by Anonymous
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And there are people posting that if some of the students had had guns, they would have been able to halt the massacre at VT. I can't even imagine how much worse that would have been................
2007-04-18 00:44:49
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answered by Joey's Back 6
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