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My right ear hurts really bad!!! I think im starting an ear infection! nooooo!!!!! what shall i do???

2007-04-17 15:58:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

17 answers

fill hot water bottle with the hottest water possible, place ear on it

2007-04-17 16:57:17 · answer #1 · answered by 5 · 0 0

Metaphysical Interpretation:
You have been listening to too many dirty jokes and off-color stories (with the right ear).

Solution:
Listen to some of the other kind with your left ear. They will balance each other and cancel the pain.

(yes, of course I'm kidding)

2007-04-17 16:20:30 · answer #2 · answered by BlueFeather 6 · 0 0

They're gonna have to take out your appendix. Possibly your left kidney as well! But, after all that commotion, the good news is, your pain should be gone! If it's not...no medical refunds, sorry!

2007-04-17 16:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Amputate

2007-04-17 16:01:27 · answer #4 · answered by GOD 3 · 2 1

quick!!!, get up

Tilt your head to the right and block your nose,
Jump on your feet up and down while taping the left side of your head and make animal noise sounds!!!

just kiddin' ;) hehehe

i was going somehere,... lol

2007-04-17 16:07:25 · answer #5 · answered by a Friend 5 · 0 0

Put some peroxide in your ear.

If it's not better in the morning, see a doctor.

2007-04-17 16:10:17 · answer #6 · answered by qwiff_hunter 3 · 0 0

*Sigh* I hate being serious but here goes...

Warm compresses on the ear, tylenol for pain, and call the doctor if it gets worse or if you are running a fever.

2007-04-17 16:02:35 · answer #7 · answered by zinntwinnies 6 · 1 1

My ears and throat hurt today, too. Poor you, it does suck.
Take some Advil and I'll make us some soup. :)

2007-04-17 16:02:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Go to the doctor, girl.

By the way, I like your name. It's so sassy. Peace!

2007-04-17 16:01:53 · answer #9 · answered by Drivliam 6 · 0 1

go see a doctor

2007-04-17 16:00:52 · answer #10 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 1 1

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