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First allow me to explain the symptoms and treatment for this condition.

Beyoncitis: An inflammation and irritation of the brain that occurs when a certain singer/actress (Beyonce) is on the TV and radio constantly.

Symptoms: Insatiable urge to throw objects at the television or radio. Headache, nausea, vomiting, depression, anxiety and anger when an image is seen or her voice is heard.

Treatment: Hit television or radio with a hard object such as a mallet or hammer. Screen loudly when her image or voice is seen. Take aspirin immediately.

If anyone is feeling symptoms follow treatment immediately!

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2007-04-17 15:54:04 · 7 answers · asked by Inka B. 1 in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

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LMAO! Thanks for informing me. My husband thought I was crazy and said I was being a "hater". Now I can tell him I'm not the only one suffering from this incurable disease.

2007-04-17 16:06:26 · answer #1 · answered by zianneaaliyah 3 · 2 0

She may have talent, no doubt about it, but today I heard irreplaceable playing on the stereo at a dept store, I just couldn't take the same song I've liked for months ..anymore..

2007-04-17 16:06:42 · answer #2 · answered by She-whom-shall-not-be-named 4 · 2 0

Thank you! Now I don't have to go to my doctor to figure out what the h e l l was wrong with me...too overexposed and that speaking voice of hers makes fingernails on a chalkboard sound pleasing....

2007-04-17 17:25:24 · answer #3 · answered by kate 5 · 0 1

...that explains a LOT! She is SO over rated nowadays. And they got her songs playing in English and Spanish now; so no matter where i go, she's there...

2007-04-17 16:43:28 · answer #4 · answered by Dreamy™ 4 · 1 1

Oh Damn!!!! Is that what I'm going through??? That explains a lot.

Thanks for the help with the diagnoses!

2007-04-17 16:10:22 · answer #5 · answered by WillLynn 1 6 · 2 0

I think I have it too!!!!

2007-04-17 16:01:48 · answer #6 · answered by fedupwu 3 · 1 0

sorry i love beyonce!!!!!

2007-04-17 16:03:18 · answer #7 · answered by Blackberry 3 · 1 0

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