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Your mother calls you your full name, middle included

2007-04-17 15:55:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

You wake up on the bottom of a lake wearing cement shoes. Luckily I was able to take them off and swim to the top (those idiots forgot to tie the laces).

2007-04-18 08:36:57 · answer #2 · answered by Still Crazy... 5 · 2 2

Mom doesn't open the door after 5 min of knocking

2007-04-17 22:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

When your key doesn't fit your front door, all your personnel belonging have become front garden furniture and the wife smiling and waving all the credit cards at you through the living room window.

2007-04-18 01:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by Jon D 2 · 3 2

You're three weeks late and don't remember the name of the last guy you slept with.

2007-04-17 22:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by qwiff_hunter 3 · 2 2

You are stuck in a cell with three men that look like the son's of Hurcules!

Or when you get merried.

2007-04-17 23:10:54 · answer #6 · answered by Awar 2 · 1 2

The Yahoo cops bust down your door

2007-04-17 22:55:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Your mom begins to raise her voice and sends you to your room.

2007-04-18 19:00:13 · answer #8 · answered by conde_c_b 7 · 2 0

you wake up with a bad headache behind bars with absolutely no recollection of the night before

2007-04-17 22:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 2 2

your boss calls you at 2:00 am

2007-04-17 22:56:12 · answer #10 · answered by Andrew 6 · 2 2

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