2007-04-17 14:07:10 · 26 answers · asked by Haiku 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Buy you some kitty ears
and a fake tail
and a black suit!
2007-04-17 14:23:37 · answer #1 · answered by Kirstin Marie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well....take one cup
Add 2 tablespoons sugar
6 tablespoons vinegar
1 hair from a virgin blond
1 eye of newt
and half a packet of jelly crystals
Combine well and bake in a hot oven for 10 minutes. Cool on a tray and ENJOY!
In the morning POOF you'll be a cute little kitty MEOWWW.
2007-04-17 21:13:58 · answer #2 · answered by Ali 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of tattooing and hair transplantation.
Start eating cat food, try a litter box and find someone who will act as your servant.
That's a really good start.
2007-04-17 21:11:42 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get 4 cups red wine. mix with salt. get cat fur, about 5 pieces, and mix all those in a bowl. take a bath in it, and by the next day youll be a cat.
2007-04-17 21:12:28 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat cat food,sleep like a cat,take a bath like a cat.
2007-04-17 21:12:40 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Thang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Lick yourself religiously
2. Sleep a lot
3. Chase birds and mice
4. Go crazy with catnip
5. Purr and meow
6. Become anal about your potty
2007-04-17 21:27:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do what hermoine did. Tranfiguration. Get a cat hair and mix it with stuff.
or there are medical miracles out there
2007-04-17 21:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by AdorKable 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a cat costume.
2007-04-17 21:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by Backwoods Barbie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, hun, i honestly think the better question is "where can i find the best pshyciatrist in the world". stop watching Harry Potter and maybe start seeing a therapist.
2007-04-17 21:12:02 · answer #9 · answered by Hazel! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Refuse to do something stupid and dangerous in front of rednecks.
They'll be making you feel like a puzzy faster than it takes to wag a tail ;D
2007-04-17 21:13:37 · answer #10 · answered by alisongiggles 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋