...I love cars, but also horses. Lets take a ride in the country! Who all is coming???
Have fun
2007-04-17 10:00:35 · 22 answers · asked by -------- 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's been a long time since I've rode a horse. But hey, if the horse is gentle, I'll be there.
2007-04-17 15:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by pinkcasperartweety 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the surface over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune .........................
The Wal-Mart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.
2007-04-17 17:05:57 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dharma, you are always trying to get me into trouble. I will never throw myself over one of those grumpy beasts saddles again in my life. Then I have to roll around and get the stirrups shortened to child-size. I always get the horse that thinks I will be the perfect fool and provide him the most fun in an otherwise boring horse day. You can't tell me those horses don't know how afraid I am of them bucking me off and then kicking my a** as I limp away never to return. Bigger people than you have tried to tell me it's my fault that the horse always takes off running with me and then throws me off. I don't believe you horse people any more. Horses laugh at me and I'm through!! ( But you go Deary and have an everso delightful ride.) P.S. You need a good dog.
2007-04-17 17:09:51 · answer #3 · answered by Dovey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Count me in I love horseback riding
2007-04-17 17:03:19 · answer #4 · answered by Katprsn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oooo! Pick me!! I love horses :) There is nothing more peaceful than riding a galloping horse in an open field full of flowers.
2007-04-17 17:04:41 · answer #5 · answered by . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wanna go! I love horses but have only been riding once.
2007-04-17 17:03:26 · answer #6 · answered by Sheena in Cali 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will definately be there. I've always wanted to go horseback riding...
2007-04-17 17:03:53 · answer #7 · answered by Rachael 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll go I love horses
2007-04-17 17:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by B. R. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if we have a picnic for two under that big oak tree after.
I'm bringing the wine and cheese this time okay?
2007-04-17 17:12:44 · answer #9 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not me horse riding scares me
2007-04-17 17:03:06 · answer #10 · answered by valgal115 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋