and won't give you your money back
2007-04-17 09:29:45 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I hope you mean the machine cris
2007-04-17 09:40:00 · update #1
complain to whomever is in charge of the bar.if i want it i want it.
2007-04-17 09:32:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Back in 1989 I was going to take this bird out for the first time. I thought as she was Chinese and didn't really know her, I would get some condoms, you know just in case. Well it was Good Friday and I waited outside the chemist for them to open, a lady went past and told me they wouldn't open. I headed for Canterbury calling in pubs for a half, and a run to the toilets, after two and a half pints and a dizzy head, no condom machines in sight. what the hell !!!!!!!!!
I took her out and I through caution to the wind. She couldn't speak more than half a dozen words of English so all went well. Never thought I would find a woman that would keep quiet. Now eighteen years later she is still with me but I can't seem to stop her yapping.
At least I didn't waste my money on condoms.
2007-04-17 16:59:50 · answer #2 · answered by Derek D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never used a condom (except as a water balloon). Of course I don't go out in search of the great conquest either. Being happily married means, to me at least, that you stay with the one partner. No need for a condom. And after the doctor told me what was causing all those kids, I went and got fixed. So....no problem.
2007-04-17 16:38:07 · answer #3 · answered by sarge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go and ask the bartender to open the machine and get them that way especially if i am desperate for some loving .x
2007-04-17 16:34:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
play the game of just the tip, only for a second...(that was from Wedding Crashers)
spend the extra money on a box from a store..best to keep some on hand.
2007-04-17 16:33:28 · answer #5 · answered by ESTamez 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tear it off the wall and stomp on it. Then go to the store and buy a box of condoms. Please don't you use the "Condom machine ran out of condoms" excuse.
2007-04-17 16:32:36 · answer #6 · answered by ஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐ Vee ஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Walgreens
2007-04-17 16:36:53 · answer #7 · answered by Space Ace 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
go elsewhere, like, not a condom machine and get some. better safe than sorry :P
2007-04-17 16:33:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no I had a similar problem once but I wont go into it.put it this way though, never go and ask for your money back cos they will shout it over the tannoy :(
2007-04-17 16:33:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You attach a sticky note with your name, address and phone number, demanding a refund!
2007-04-17 16:34:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ask for your money back? i did once but i was pretty far gone...seen as most machines are in pub tiolets!
2007-04-17 16:32:48 · answer #11 · answered by alan22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋