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They come over and sing Caberet. With a quiche. And Abba.

2007-04-17 05:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

All Kinds, Think about it, even in secular terms without mentioning the bible I can answer this one There is an ole saying that Adversity if the Mother of invention, War for example is always a bad thing, but look at the advances we made n War, Medicnes and technology, I mean really ? we would have never have gotten this far if it were not for our being at each others throats ? as for diseases? Those force us to think, strive and motivate us to overcome, causes us to increase in knowledge, keeps us from being too complacent. From a Biblical Christian perspective ? I think that the answer is two-fold. One, ultimately, no one is innocent. All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God (Rom. 3:23) and are by nature children of wrath (Eph. 2:3). There is none innocent. Though this is biblically accurate, it does not satisfy the question emotionally. Why do little babies suffer for things they have not done? I must acknowledge that I do not know. Ultimately, we must trust God who knows the beginning from the end and sees the grand picture. He will have the final word and He will be vindicated. in Conclusion ? Suffering is the result of human sin. The world is not the way that God created it and because of that, all are vulnerable to the effects of sin in the world. Why does one person suffer and another does not? Why do catastrophes happen to some and not to others? It is because sin is in the world. But there will come a day when the Lord will return and cleanse this world of all sin and all suffering. "And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away," (Rev. 21:4).

2016-04-01 05:49:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You know the first rule of The Gay Mafia!

1. You do NOT talk about The Gay Mafia!

2007-04-21 00:44:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There IS no Gay mafia...there is no Gay mafia...we prefer to call it "the company." Please get your terms correct. There is no Gay mafia. Oh, and by the way, don't cross any Gays...little Augie will be over with an ax for that coffee table. But, there is no gay mafia.

2007-04-17 06:31:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

No piece of furniture will be harmed by the gay mafia...

(Its commandment 6)

We do however blacklist those who have done our people wrong....

No more pottery barn catalogues...
You will be discouraged from shopping at the gap, H&M, abercrombie and the like....
and well just try getting your hair done will become a nightmare.....

2007-04-17 19:16:00 · answer #5 · answered by zipohda 3 · 0 0

No, they come over and do a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy type of thing to your house..I hope ya like shag rug 70s style and mauve walls..and disco ball where your ceiling fan is supposed to go.


ps just kidding it's s joke!

2007-04-23 11:33:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you have a residence OR a coffee table ?

2007-04-21 13:35:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, they wouldn't know how to break the legs off in the first place. They would need a couple of butch dyke lesbians to break it for them, then go after someone. *thats right!*
(I have a bunch of gay friends, tell me about it, I have to do most of the boyish things.)

2007-04-17 07:29:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No honey, they come over and paint the coffee table lavender.

2007-04-17 10:26:01 · answer #9 · answered by Ray T 5 · 0 0

All in all I will have to say thank you as this question and most of the answers have made my morning.

I am surprised there were no referances to Melissa Ethrigde or Ellen Digineris.

2007-04-17 06:24:40 · answer #10 · answered by Kythrol 3 · 0 0

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