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2007-04-17 05:07:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I think it might be my ninety year old neighbor lady, i peeped over her fence while she was sun bathing in the nude and saw a small shovel laying beside her, do you think it was here?

2007-04-17 05:10:51 · update #1

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2007-04-17 05:44:09 · answer #1 · answered by Kedar 7 · 8 1

Oh man, not dandelions. Those things are almost impossible to get rid of. The pope won't help, he would only bless them. It's probably that old lady. You could get revenge on her though, you could wait until she's sunbathing and cut on a sprinkler. It won't get rid of the dandelions, but it would be fun.

2007-04-17 05:31:46 · answer #2 · answered by ron s 5 · 2 0

Yes! Call right now -- not a moment to lose. And while the ol' gal is on the phone with him, nab back that stolen window screen!

2007-04-17 06:16:30 · answer #3 · answered by SB 7 · 3 0

The pope will condemn people doing it to hell, so that won't help. I suppose you can call George W.Bush? Oh wait! He'll mess it up even more.

2007-04-17 05:15:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Deet-di-dee.

2007-04-17 05:15:31 · answer #5 · answered by Medusa 4 · 0 1

Oh no... What will we ever do? You should call the military and get the whole army comin' after those people!!!

2007-04-17 05:11:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I hear dandelion soup is very healthy.

2007-04-17 05:31:02 · answer #7 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 1 0

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