"John Kerry went duck hunting and he's doing that to fulfill his campaign pledge to hunt down the ducks and kill them wherever they are. Kerry did pretty well; he came back with four ducks and three Purple Hearts." —David Letterman
2007-04-17 05:02:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Hey Jim, can't you come up with another answer for me? You're unoriginal.
2007-04-17 16:59:28 · update #1
Three purple hearts from his own gun. Lol.
Personally, I think it'd be pretty damn amusing to see him out there with this teeny tiny little net, swimming in ponds after all these ducks....Heck, he might even get a Real Tan!
2007-04-17 05:07:03 · answer #1 · answered by arwenlotr2 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Don't know, probably, What I am waiting for is Obama's Dukakis moment, sitting in a tank in full regalia. That moment alone pretty much sunk his campaign. It was hilarious , not quite as hilarious as Bush is a flight suit however. I just flashed on the scene in Blazing Saddles when the new sheriff hit town and the townspeople turn on him, the sheriff pulls his gun and ..... Obama could do the same thing and cooerce his victory from the spectators.
2016-05-17 08:23:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mitt Romney first billed himself as a big hunting enthusiast to build up support for the NRA in his bid for the 2008 Republican namination.Turns out he only hunted twice,the poser.
And Kerry DID earn not one but three purple hearts. Just shows you Democrats love serving their country!
To paraphrase you "He's a Democrat. Enough said."
Good thing too!
2007-04-17 05:16:02 · answer #3 · answered by Jim W 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Many years ago, congress passed a law making them immune to their own laws. So, if guns are banned it won't stop them.
Also, notice that when Teddy Kennedy committed vehicular manslaughter, or worse, the evidence was hidden in locked files and declared off limits. High level Democrats are immune to prosecution. They are above the law.
When Lollipop Willy committed perjury, the Democrats in the senate acquitted him. You just can't convict a high level socialist, liberal Democrat.
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2007-04-17 05:20:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heeeeeeeeeere's Lurch!
http://www.cnsnews.com/storyimages/2003/John_Kerry_Gun.jpg
2007-04-17 05:05:12 · answer #5 · answered by bugeyes 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'd say Attorneys will be a lot safer around Cheney...
2007-04-17 05:14:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its too bad he isnt as aggressive toward Americas enemies. According to him, it is AMERICA that is the enemy.
I think Donald Duck could do his job better. At least we know he is pro-America.
2007-04-17 05:11:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No he won't because he hasn't even been since his run for the Presidency! What does that tell you Kerry supporters!
2007-04-17 05:08:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Are we referring to cheney shooting his friend in the face while quail hunting, while holding an expired hunting license?
Gee, I wonder if, when Charlston Heston forgot his own name, due to Altzheimer's, did they pry that gun out of his living warm hand.
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2007-04-17 05:06:27 · answer #9 · answered by Brotherhood 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
He could play the NES game.
2007-04-17 05:05:10 · answer #10 · answered by ck4829 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋