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Is it really in the Bible, "they can have my gun when they pry it from my cold dead fingers" ? Hallelujah.

2007-04-17 04:52:32 · 15 answers · asked by edubya 5 in Politics & Government Politics

15 answers

Whoever told you that will certainly have to meet their maker one fine day, and be held accountable for their lies.

These were actually Charlton Heston's words and I'm sure the minute he forgot who he was, due to Alzheimer's, it was easy to pry that gun from his warm living hand.

The fact is that Christ said: "He, who lives by the sword, shall die by the sword."

I'm sure that in this case, you can replace the word "sword" with "gun."

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2007-04-17 04:59:14 · answer #1 · answered by Brotherhood 7 · 1 0

The answer is obvious. God loves Texas, and Texas has lots of guns, therefore God loves guns.

2007-04-17 05:12:15 · answer #2 · answered by Herodotus 7 · 1 0

Is it in the bible?..Sure it is!..ask any gun tottin' "Mr. podner"and he'll tell you!.."Thu Barbel cleerly sayez..'Go fer yer gerns boys, an slap leather t' git rid o' orl them gardless unbelievin' carmoonistic mosoleeeums an' un merikan pinko's!"..Chuck Heston says so...And he was Moses wasnt he!

2007-04-17 05:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by paranthropus2001 3 · 1 0

LMAO

NO, that's not in the Bible.

Some Gods like guns and some don't.

The Evangelical God likes guns.

2007-04-17 04:56:07 · answer #4 · answered by BOOM 7 · 3 1

Jesus did tell his disciples in the book of Luke to make sure they carry a sword and to be shrewd.

2007-04-17 05:05:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah, I'm pretty sure God created the gun and said "Use it Adam, to slay the animals and the heathens".

2007-04-17 04:55:33 · answer #6 · answered by ck4829 7 · 1 2

Its natures way of thinning the heard.Now that they let retards live instead of drowning them at birth.

2007-04-17 05:01:15 · answer #7 · answered by blackwater 2 · 0 0

Only automatics.

2014-12-06 08:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by ubiq1 2 · 0 0

Why would god create guns if he didn't like them?

2007-04-17 04:56:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

God also likes cluster bombs.

2007-04-17 05:03:11 · answer #10 · answered by proficient 3 · 0 0

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