2007-04-17 02:44:46 · 19 answers · asked by ViXoNvEe 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL GUARANTEES
SORRY MY MISTAKE...CANT SPELL
2007-04-17 02:47:09 · update #1
For some reason I don't think they need them.
2007-04-17 02:47:58 · answer #1 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny you dafty!
Apart from being a holder of the dead, the coffin has many other uses. It can be used as a bed, a coffee table, an ironing board, a keyboard stand, a dining table, a canvas, a temporary prison for naughty children and a giant's shoe.
For some reason, many people in the Western part of the globe find these uses distasteful, but in fact, they are very practical. A coffin's surface is usually very clean, and good enough to eat from. Using a coffin as a bed is very safe for the person using it, as no bugs can break in and get inside the subject's mouth, and a giant using a coffin as a shoe is very handy, as many shoes don't come in giant sizes.
LOL
Your going on my favourites list
2007-04-17 02:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
To quote
http://www.epinions.com/content_3994067076
Having done extensive research on the topic, I am pleased to report that, yes, some coffins come with lifetime guarantees. However, since the deceased is…well…deceased, one might question the value of such a guarantee, since it is already abrogated even before the occupant takes possession. My suggestion? Use a Hefty Bag. Those damn things last forever.
2007-04-17 02:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by EBu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's weird... coffins have all kinds of warranties and guarantees. I'd think you need three days, max.
The funeral industry is notorious for ripping people off because whoever is doing the planning/paying is usually one that is the closest to the deceased, therefore least prepared to be making big decisions. So they push a guarantee on a coffin...
2007-04-17 02:49:12 · answer #4 · answered by robin0408 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Does your above ground condominium have a lifetime guarantee?
2007-04-17 02:57:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope as soon as your next of kin kicks the bucket they turf you out!!! Lol
2007-04-17 02:49:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it has a life time guarantee it would become null and void cause your life is over when you pop init!!!!!
2007-04-17 02:59:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it's not written in stone- but it's a dead cert they will never outlive their usefulness or not urn their money.
2007-04-17 02:54:18 · answer #8 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why the person is already dead, but that would be oxy moronic if they did.
2007-04-17 02:48:18 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a horrible question to ask in light of recent events.
2007-04-17 02:48:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋