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be creative and make me laugh

2007-04-17 00:42:26 · 14 answers · asked by icunurse85 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

14 answers

I lost my instrument

Justin

2007-04-17 00:59:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

this one time at band camp i went for a walk and was attacked by a south brown koala he was hanging on to my face as i ran down the street hoping some one would help me and all you did was laugh at me!....thanks

2007-04-17 09:35:49 · answer #2 · answered by Nash Wolfe 6 · 0 0

we rolled this one guy over and stole his sheets.
the matress were all plastic coated.
he was sleeping in his underwear.
everyone piled their blankets on him (19 of us)
and we turned up the heaters in the cabin

we all camped out at the edge of the lake that night.
in the morning he was stuck to the plastic
and made a loud slurping/ripping sound
when he was trying to get up (took him a min)
hehe... im evil

2007-04-17 07:50:27 · answer #3 · answered by Ron K 5 · 0 0

I saw a snake on someones shoulder and the person saw the snake and screamed like a girl.

2007-04-17 07:45:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a) i wuz playin tha drums and one of tha poles that held my drums up broke, it smashed every were, and hit the guitar player, who hit the keyboard player, who hit the singer, who fell off the stage.

b)i slept outside cuz the kangeroo's stole my bed

c)i went fishing for my clothes

d).......i shoved a flute up my PUS@#

2007-04-17 07:50:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They made me play a trumpet instead of a flute.


Totally lame, I know.

2007-04-17 07:47:02 · answer #6 · answered by Toni 5 · 0 0

These creeps called the "Beatles" came and sung for us.

2007-04-17 07:45:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I shoved a flute up your @SS and it came out your nose.

2007-04-17 07:45:11 · answer #8 · answered by Psychotically Bored 3 · 2 0

we saran wrapped a freshman to his bunk

2007-04-17 07:45:31 · answer #9 · answered by vospire s 5 · 1 0

i stick a flute up this guy's bum and he screamed "ooh wow"

2007-04-17 08:18:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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