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Take him to the park. And remember to clean up after him or you might get fined.

2007-04-16 21:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not ice skating for a start - the boot hire would cost you a fortune. Same goes for bowling. How about to dance lessons - Tap would go down well. I personally would take him to my mother-in-laws, she always says i give her a creepy feeling - so may as well go hole hog! .

Enjoy the walk - remembre, plenty of suntan on for Ralph

2007-04-17 04:19:34 · answer #2 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 2 0

if hes been a bold boy - parade him past the nearest Nike shop - pointing in at all the latest model sneakers saying "if you had behaved yourself last night Id buy you 50 pairs of them now" accompanied by lots of finger wagging and frowned expressions.
if hes been a good boy - the nearest soccer pitch - let him have a little run around for himself.
(one day - those people with straight jackets will find you and I!!!)
xx

2007-04-17 04:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

take him to get an ice cream and make sure his collar isnt to tight...this hot weather can play havoc with centipedes moods.start putting his shoes on now though...it will take you hours.....have a nice strolll :o)

2007-04-17 04:20:39 · answer #4 · answered by tizzy 5 · 1 0

This is Ralph..your pet that has to go to work to earn his crust for you..and after a day at work do you really think he is going to want go out...! let him put his feet up,feet up, feet up,feet up...his..feet up..you cruel man..

2007-04-17 11:50:58 · answer #5 · answered by Dogtor 4 · 1 0

To the woods where you can set him free.
Freedom for the centipede!!!

2007-04-17 04:17:48 · answer #6 · answered by livinfortheweekend 4 · 1 0

can he tie his shoe laces if not allow 1 hundred hours

2007-04-17 04:30:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Take him shoe shopping.

2007-04-17 04:19:12 · answer #8 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 2 0

tap dancing classes.

2007-04-17 06:20:35 · answer #9 · answered by brainlady 6 · 1 0

Call back when you've got his shoes on!!!

2007-04-17 04:29:36 · answer #10 · answered by Old Man of Coniston!. 5 · 2 0

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