I really do love this country, but...
1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.
2007-04-16 20:01:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh So True & Everything Is Made In China...lol
2007-04-16 20:05:16 · answer #1 · answered by Psychotic2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Abousolutely right and dam funny also.... and add this to your list - only in America we have sexy women in their avatars that drive guys wild, then gets pissed at their comments. God I love America how about you honey!
2007-04-17 03:07:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lmao.
2007-04-17 03:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by sikchux 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go figure!!A great place full of not so smart people!!
2007-04-17 03:05:50 · answer #4 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny.
2007-04-17 04:16:51 · answer #5 · answered by Frenchie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should cite your sources... otherwise you're just ripping people off
2007-04-17 03:06:34 · answer #6 · answered by Jerrica Starlight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a good point i like that
2007-04-17 03:04:56 · answer #7 · answered by sandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow :)
2007-04-17 03:03:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋