"Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."
'Monty Python and The Holy Grail'
2007-04-16 17:33:04 · 19 answers · asked by irish1 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
"SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!"
(tied with the complete Philosopher song, sung by the combined Bruces)
(don't I know you from somewhere?)
2007-04-17 02:01:34 · answer #1 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tis but a scratch. A Scratch? Your arm's off. No it isn't. Well what's that then?
2015-08-06 19:30:03 · answer #2 · answered by Charles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So many quotes, I really don't have favorites, but here's a few I remember:
"And when I say there's absolutely no cannibalism in the British Navy, I mean there's quite a bit."
"Look at him use that spanner!"
"Dimsdale..."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell?" "Dung!"
"Let's talk to the man on the street..." "I'm not on the street, you fairy."
"Cardinal Fang, get the comfy chair..."
"You mean there are bones in it?" "Well, it wouldn't be Crunchy Frog then, would it?"
so many, many more....
2007-04-17 05:30:12 · answer #3 · answered by Bob Mc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
I pissed my pants when I saw the scene........and that dank, stuffed rabbit...KILLER humour!
2007-04-16 19:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Monty Python and The Holy Grail"
Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say...”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
2007-04-16 17:44:02 · answer #5 · answered by jumbos_mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
2016-05-17 06:24:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So many to choose from, I think I'll go with
"Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help I'm being repressed!"
"Bloody peasants!"
2007-04-16 17:39:24 · answer #7 · answered by LX V 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From the TV show:
"And now for something completely different . . . "
A good motto for their whole body of work.
2007-04-16 18:52:07 · answer #8 · answered by ktd_73 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Spanish inquisition? No one expects the Spanish inquisition!!" (or something close to that)
2007-04-16 19:03:45 · answer #9 · answered by michael p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's wafer thin
2007-04-16 18:17:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋