2007-04-16 17:19:14 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
sure. green eggs and ham tonight?
2007-04-16 17:21:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here, let me grab a small wooden mallet first.....
*ahem*
"Once upon a time there was a guy on Y! Answers named Heartbroken who wanted to know all there was about life, and came to the Polls & Surveys category............a kindly Dalek, named Alec, rolled by, and instead of immediately exterminating him like most Daleks would upon encountering a human, instead walked him to bed and propped his head gently on a warm pillow.
"Alec the Dalek laid a fat, puffy quilt over Heartbroken, and just as his new friend had finished ingesting a glass of milk..."
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.....Alec the Dalek struck him cold and senseless with a handy wooden mallet that was conveniently near. Little stars and birdies circled Heartbroken's head, and Alec the Dalek gingerly tip-toed out of the room, which is quite hard for a roving mutant in a metal shell to do."
THE END
2007-04-16 17:22:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
One upon Yahoo there was a boy who asked people to read him a bedtime story , the book sucked him in and he was never seen again - and they all lived happily ever after :) just kidding
2007-04-16 17:37:55 · answer #3 · answered by primamaria04 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure sweetie. I'm going to read you my favorite book from when I was a little girl "Miss Twiggly's Tree"
Did you brush your teeth? And did you go potty?
Are you comfy or are the covers too tight?
Okay then...
"Funny Miss Twiggly lived in a tree
with a dog named 'Puss' and
a color TV.
She did what she liked
and she liked what she did.
But when company came...
Miss Twiggly hid!
'It's not that I don't like people,'
said she,
'But one gets a bit shy
when one lives in a tree'..."
Oh... sshh... you're already asleep! Nighty-night! :^)
2007-04-16 17:28:49 · answer #4 · answered by Aunt Bee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, we can read a horror story that will give u some great dreams
2007-04-16 17:21:54 · answer #5 · answered by msX 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, tuck yourself in.
Tell me which story you want. Genesis, Deuteronomy...?
2007-04-16 17:20:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're too old for tucking in.
2007-04-16 17:21:28 · answer #7 · answered by Speedy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure I can, but fist you need to come up with a way for me to get to you through the Internet.
2007-04-16 17:22:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i am to busy. you will have to figure out how to do that on your own. my own kids need tucking in
2007-04-16 17:22:21 · answer #9 · answered by Rosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry no can do , but I will work a little magic , shout out a few incantations to prevent Micheal Jackson from reading this question , your welcome of course : )
2007-04-16 17:33:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, what story? Horton hears a who?
2007-04-16 17:22:58 · answer #11 · answered by missjax72 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋