What little story can you write with the following words or terms?

Question

1) Muhammad Ali
2) hash browns
3) Easter Island
4) The Girl Next Door
5) tube socks
6) Congress
7) (Your own avatar name)

Use them in any order! No rush....I'll read'em all in a few days!

LOL!! You folks are off to a great start!!

Answer 1

It was a beautiful day on Easter Island when Muhammad Ali finally got up the courage to ask the girl next door out for breakfast. Of course she said yes since he is the "greatest". He was so excited that he rushed home to get dressed and put on some nice smelling cologne. They went to the IHOP and had a lovely breakfast as the hash browns were particularly good on this fine day. Their date would have been perfect if it had not been for some congress men's meeting discussing how they could better stick it to the man.

After the date Muhammad was such a gentleman and walked the Girl Next Door to her door and she invited him in for some mimosas. He said he would love to and they drank the morning away and the mood turned quite amorous. She led him up stairs and slowly undressed her and began to get unclothed himself. He took off his shirt and shoes and as he lowered his pants he remembered that in his haste to get ready he did not wear his trendy ankle socks but instead the old blue and yellow tube socks. He was stricken with horror and began to have chest pains. The Girl Next Door said, "Muhammad Muhammad. . . .are you okay? Can I do anything for you?" As he was grasping his chest he said in a very weak voice, "Girl Next Door. . . .you better call for icunurse85 as I think I am having a heart attack". Well, ICU got there in time to assess the situation and told him he was only having anxiety. This was only the beginning of a long and beautiful romance between Muhammad and the Girl Next Door. The end

P.S. I love it when you post these questions.

Answer 2

API: While writing to Congress, Muhammad Ali ate hash browns in tube socks on Easter Island with The Girl Next Door & The French Connection.

Answer 3

Muhammad Ali eats hash browns on an Easter Island with The Girl Next Door in his tube socks argueing with Congress
about how crazy kate is

Answer 4

"It was the girl next door!" cried Muhammad Ali to the disinterested gathering of Congress that sat before him.

Ali had begged President Scfishy to call an emergency meeting of Congress. He dished out some crazy story involving hash browns and a dirty pile of tube socks and managed to convince the President that he needed to speak his case before Congress. Since he is Muhammad Ali, the President lets him do pretty much whatever he wants.

Meanwhile, with Congress bored to tears over the verbal vomit spewing forth from the mouth of Ali, the President took a trip to Easter Island. Always one for a party, he could not turn down the eggs and hash browns that were being fried on the foreheads of the Easter Island statues. That President Scfishy is one crazy bastard.

Answer 5

On a trip to Easter island, Muhammad Ali, Kristina, and the girl next door were eating hash browns at breakfast when they had the misfortune to see Congress wandering around in tube socks.

Answer 6

One day Muhammad Ali was making some hash browns for dinner. He realized suddenly that he ran out of some ingredients. So he decided to go to the nearest place of civilization which was Easter Island. He was about to knock on one's door until he suddenly noticed The Girl Next Door tanning. He came up to her, cleared his voice, and said "Hey Baby, looking good today..." before he could finish the sentence the girl interrupted him and told him to drop dead. Muhammad Ali was confused why the girl rejected him so fast. It turned out his tube socks smelled as bad as that guy in Congress he saw on C-span last week. So, Muhammad Ali, very disappointed, wandered over to another house across the street where Cindy answered the door. He told her his story and she lended the ingredients. Threatened by the man's appearance she exclaimed "U don't have to give me back anything, just don't come back here no more" and closed the door. So Muhammad Ali returned to his home back on his own Island and ate his Hashbrowns in peace.

THE END!!!

(wow that is really boring, but I'm tired and so thank you for the 2pts nightie night!)

Answer 7

7)Ellie took the 4)girl next door, you know the one....the one that wears 5) tube socks pulled up to her knees? Well, they went to a 6) Congress session on 3) Easter Island to have 1)Muhammad Ali punished and forbidden to ever eat 2) hash browns again.

Answer 8

cris o was angry because congress put tube socks in his hash browns so he paid muhammad ali to beat them up plus a night in a hotel on easter island with the girl next door

Answer 9

One day, Muhammad Ali was eating hash browns on Easter Island contemplating the next fight with the girl next door. It was supposed to be an all star round, however instead of shorts, they were going to be dressed in humongous tube socks custom made to fit from their neck to their knees. This was going to be quite a feat for them to be able to fight, however, even with the boxing association going as far as Congress to keep from airing this fight, the great Mommymonster signed in to law that Congress was supposed to butt out and keep their thoughts on more important things like our nations security.

Answer 10

I was visiting Easter Island one summer when I ran into Muhammad Ali. I told him that my name was queensassey and invited him into my hotel room. I made him eggs and hash browns, and we watched "The Girl Next Door" on DVD. As it got colder, I put on my tube socks and opened a bottle of wine. I then said to him, "Hey Champ, let's make a toast. To Congress, the biggest bunch of idiots to ever waste our air".
THE END