Are you good at giving lectures?

Question

I sure could use a few of those. . .

Answer 1

why do you do the things you do?
I am sure you have your reasons
who am I to say you didn't make the right decision for you. but, learn from your mistakes, don't do them over and over and over, you know what it's doing to you! your gonna have to get up, and do it.
The best I could give you is a guilt trip, cause a kick in the eggs is just gonna make you happy.
what are you thinking anyways?
are you thinking?
you know I explained to you, what needs to change, and I am happy you are trying but it's not good enough, until it's done.
your not gonna always have me to ream you everynight,night after night, sometimes I can't wait up for you to get back from the bar, till 1 in the morning, I wait up, and wait up, and your off doin it again. I made porkchops, now they're cold.
you know I am not perfect either, I didn't say you had to be, I am just saying you need to try a little harder. I am trying, why can't you? don't you ever think about me? well do you? if you did you would listen to me for once, instead of it going in one ear and out the other. I expect that you didn't spend are last unemploment check on beer? we have to pay the morgage tomorrow, you better be gone in the morning when I wake up looking for a job, yes wear the dark grey suit, don't give me no lip. I made plans tomorrow , were having dinner with the preachers wife, and you will behave. No beer tomorrow for you MR.
Now I am going to sleep, I waited up for you long enough, warm up your porkchops in the microwave yourself , good night.

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Answer 2

Some.

Answer 3

till blue in the face.

Answer 4

No I get too nervous!

Answer 5

... i sure wish i could remember the werds..

Answer 6

No.