What would you replace guns with?

Question

I would replace them with bananas. I wish that there were no guns.

Answer 1

Cannons

They are heavy to lift, difficult to load, expensive to buy ammo for, and almost impossible to conceal.

Of course when those rapists attack you should hope the stand still and close together before they attack.

Answer 2

Did you not hear that Chiquita was indicted for paying over $25 million to the FARC in payoffs? Your banana solution would go directly to funding terrorists.

How about blueberries? Not tied to terrorism. If someone were to misuse them there would be an awful amount of staining but we could paint over it.

I am also a big fan of women in their panties having a pillow fight. That would be a good replacement for all war!!!

Answer 3

Replace them with penises, which is what most guys who carry guns are compensating for anyway! I guarantee you that if some plastic surgeon offered free penis enlargement for trading in a gun, there would be a lot less violence (and a lot more satisfied sexual partners) in the world

Answer 4

I'd replace each and everyone with a flower at the top.. hopefully no amateur would blow'em off with the actual gun..
And i agree w/ the first answerer.. G.W needs a calm lesson

-- peace, love, patience

Answer 5

Your so sweet to feel like that. I wish there were no guns/weapons either; that would certainly cut down on the deaths. I would like to replace guns with hugs (lol). And good question, BC. =)

Much love to V-Tech.........

Your friend, T-Vol

Answer 6

Silly String

Answer 7

Idealistically, nothing.
Realistically, since humans seem bent on fighting no matter what, I'd make them use swords. I bet wars wouldn't last as long if all the fighting was hand to hand. AND, I'd get the leaders off their soft fannies and make them be the generals instead of sending our families off to win their grudges for them.

Answer 8

I would replace them with marshmellow cannons.
And, if I really wanted to piss off
this person, silly string.
Seriously,nobody is getting rid of guns anytime
soon and If someone broke into your home
you would be glad you had one.

Answer 9

if only the "bad guys" had guns, where would we be? that's the great part about being an american. we have the right to bear arms, and we shouldn't give up that right because of all the crazies in this world. we have to be able to defend ourselves against them.

Answer 10

Paintball guns. As people get shot with them, they can't participate in the war. Last team with soldiers left wins.