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mommy said babys are delievered from ginormous pelicans, and and mommy says they are on her doorstep when she wakes up :).... is my mommy lying 2 me?

2007-04-16 04:21:12 · 24 answers · asked by JoN-E 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting Pregnancy

24 answers

Babies are made in heaven and then delivered to us. :-)

2007-04-16 04:23:17 · answer #1 · answered by punkin_eater26 6 · 1 0

hahahaha!! babies are made when two people perform an act that starts with looking at each others eyes, holding hands, then kissing and more kissing then some hugging and then some more stuff i don't think we can write here.....

for a more detailed explanation...grab a book by judith mcnaught or jude deveraux but hopefully you don't make one in the process of reading this book!!!

babies should only be made when 2 people are married and have lots of money to feed a crying baby...

i hate it when parents lie!! they should just tell it straight after all you'll see it on television anyway....

2007-04-16 04:29:17 · answer #2 · answered by li_i_ren 2 · 0 0

when you join this site i think you are asked to certify that you are above 18 years and if you are then you should know it an dnot ask this question. Yahoo answers...here you go....catch this guy.Aanyway on a more serious note heres the answer my benchmate told me 20 years ago - and its still teh best poem ive ever heard - when the pole goes into the soul what come sout is a new soul.Hope thsi answers you sonny boy??Now go to sleep and dont trouble little girls any more

2007-04-16 04:28:44 · answer #3 · answered by mailforkul 1 · 0 0

When a man and a woman love each other very much, they ask God to bless them with a child to make them a family then God sends them a baby.

2007-04-16 04:25:23 · answer #4 · answered by Mom of two boys 2 · 0 0

A man puts a little seed inside a woman.That seed grows inside the woman.Nine months later, that seed is a baby.Weird,isn't it?

2007-04-16 04:25:11 · answer #5 · answered by Marla 4 · 0 0

Always believe your mommy.

2007-04-16 04:24:08 · answer #6 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0 0

No. She isn't lying at all. Mommies never do. But is she full of shiit? Yeah, 'fraid so'.

2007-04-16 04:27:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why is this question asked like every 12 hours on here?

2007-04-16 04:37:23 · answer #8 · answered by Erika H 5 · 0 0

Check out:

http://answers.yahoo.com/search/search_result;_ylt=Atmdt4.f6oOiX8On.nhZXwcjzKIX?p=babies+made

:D

2007-04-16 04:25:45 · answer #9 · answered by Ipek K 7 · 0 0

Surely me lad, babys are brought by a favored leprechan.

2007-04-16 04:23:53 · answer #10 · answered by SALSA 6 · 0 0

Ya she's lieing big time. What happens is your dad took out his penis and put it in your moms vagina then he moved it back and forth and humped her untill he ejaculated and sperm came out. The sperm fertalized the eggs in her and you were created.

2007-04-16 04:51:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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