was he drunk ... I mean ... HOW DID U MISS A WHOLE GARAGE ... what a MORON
2007-04-16 04:18:40 · 24 answers · asked by G.B.D. XVIII 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Did he touch you in your "special place"?
Can you show us? No, show us on the DOLL...
2007-04-16 04:25:45 · answer #1 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Calm down, Mr. Tanner. Go next door and check with the Ockmonicks and see if they're okay. It's probably just a meteor. The odds of a spaceship landing on your garage, possibly with an ALF (that's Alien Life Form) are pretty remote. But just to be safe, you'd better hide Lucky, your cat, until you find out for sure.
2007-04-16 11:31:46 · answer #2 · answered by Mitch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely not! Aliens are bad enough, but *drunk* ones? Stay in, and have a cup of tea instead. If they're anything like the aliens that crashed through my flat two years ago, they'll apologize and clean up the mess. They were nice; they built me a new flat and everything.
2007-04-16 11:25:46 · answer #3 · answered by - 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was probably just an accident. Invite him in for coffee. Exchange insurance information and let the insurance companies fight it out.
2007-04-16 11:22:42 · answer #4 · answered by kj 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd better run away.
The fact that they chose your garage to land on can only mean they have singled you out for an anal probing of intergalactic proportions.
2007-04-16 11:23:40 · answer #5 · answered by qwiff_hunter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hurry up get his a.s.s vibrating with a few shadow kicks!! then give him some viagra, which would get his fcuking brains back to Pluto!
All the best!
Psst! Avoid giving him your rear end!
2007-04-16 11:23:47 · answer #6 · answered by the geeko 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would fight him. However, he might have a ray gun or something. I hear that aliens fight dirty. Be extra careful. If you do fight him, give him a shot for me.
2007-04-16 11:22:09 · answer #7 · answered by Obi-wan Kenobi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These aliens really tick me off!
First my crops.. now this! Kick his space loving *** Gummi!
2007-04-16 11:33:08 · answer #8 · answered by Captain A-Hole 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to take you to his leader and that you come in peace and refuse to go in pieces.
When in the presence of the leader ask him for his insurance.
2007-04-16 11:29:48 · answer #9 · answered by White 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just get his insurance card, and make sure it is valid on Earth
2007-04-16 11:21:21 · answer #10 · answered by aspicco 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whether he came in peace or not, I would have to say that is grounds for a beating...
2007-04-16 11:21:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋