anyone got funny text messages i could send to a female friend to cheer them up. they've been down for a little while and would like to cheer them up. jokes storys etc.
2007-04-16 03:01:58 · 9 answers · asked by techno mentalist 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
This response doesn't really have anything to do with your questions but I just had to write and tell you:
You're purrrrty....
*LOL*
2007-04-18 21:29:05 · answer #1 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have 2 jokes how about these:
2 old ladies in a n old peoples home.
one said to the other.. i feel really old. my back aches my legs ache and i'm tire all the time 2nd lady said says well i feel like a new born baby i've got no teeth. no hair and i've just sh__t my self.
2nd joke:
15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters 14 men and 1 woman. doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the f___ckin map does it!?
2007-04-16 03:33:29 · answer #2 · answered by amy_baby123 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lord as i lay down to sleep i pray for a man whos not a creep. 1 whos handsome smart and strong, 1 whos willy is thick and long. Oh send me a man who makes luv to my mind and who thinks i have a perfect behind. But lord as i pray and look over my bed i look at the w4*nker you sent me instead. Amen!!
2007-04-16 04:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by rach1987rs 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
take a pic of urself and send it. they should get a few laughs out of tht, or they will call the police. lol
2007-04-16 03:26:40 · answer #4 · answered by Lolly 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
have a look on the jokes/riddles category on here
2007-04-16 03:12:02 · answer #5 · answered by mimi 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you shouldnt have any trouble thinking up funny things. your avatar made me laugh
2007-04-16 03:31:20 · answer #6 · answered by maraesa1000 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
''there was a lesbian in weightwatchers and the instructers said ''you are what you eat'' the woman replied,''you calling me a ---(sound like munt except with a C)''??
2007-04-16 04:40:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Go to www.smsfunonline.com.
Good luck :)
2007-04-16 04:24:58 · answer #8 · answered by ..pAniC aTTacks.. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well can you send your avatar pic and its gay
2007-04-16 03:18:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋