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Can someone assist me with finding a slogan for my businesses Staff Association?

It's like a company social commitee that sets up things for staff members at our group benefits company.

The purpose of the Staff Association is to promote camaraderie between employees in the company through the planning and organization of social, cultural, and recreational events.
The objectives of the Staff Association are to serve the interests of all its members by:
promoting opportunities for all members to participate in social, cultural and recreational events; and
offering discounted rates in locations where membership supports group discounts on scheduled events.

So far the OLD slogan is :

“The SA is working hard for you”

But that is not as catchy as we wish it could be.

All answers are greatly appreciated.

Answer 1

How about SA-smells like garlic tastes like cheese!!!

or We are the Essa's of the mexican republic

or SA's making your life as good as an orgasm!!!!
Anyone up for spreading thier wings.....

or the final SA your life that we are paying for......

Answer 2

" The SA, Encouraging Exploration of our Culture"

"The SA, Suppling You with the proper Means to Explore"

"The SA, Bringing Great Opportunities to Learn about our Culture"

I've come up with a few slogans for local companies.. if i think of more, i'll post em.

Answer 3

Perhaps something more inspiring than "The SA is working hard for you" and something more gramatically correct than "We cares". How about: "The SA - your friends with the benefits."

Answer 4

The SA...making office life a little more fun since...whatever date you started it.

Answer 5

"The SA, less crooked than Halabertan"

Answer 6

We make work fun!

Answer 7

Will you scratch that for me?

Answer 8

We cares.